Clusterf*ck WWE 13 Universe Mode Journal -- The Official Thread
 

Read below and get caught up. Post your own Universe Mode clusterfucks and let us celebrate the most random booking this side of TNA iMPACT! Wrestling.
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Now that you're caught up, I want to update you on some things:

I downloaded better versions of: The Shield and Brad Maddox

New superstars I downloaded and will be debuting this week: Bob Backlund, Michael McGuillicutty, Big E Langston, Evan Bourne,

I deactivated Jim Ross because he was kicking people's asses left and right on RAW out of respect for his badass goatee.

I moved Jerry Lawler to WWE Old School.

I reformed the classic tag team of Godfather and Val Venis and named them "The Industry".
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At the conclusion of that clusterfuck RAW episode that featured the same matches as last week but with DOUBLE THE BRASS KNUCKS, we go to NXT which has had the best cards of all besides the kickass house shows this game decides to book.

Humorous musings to follow.

**Note to self: need to find a 2000-2001 Megatron Heel Triple H and a new 2013 Sexy Business Casual Triple H CAW. Probably should download William Regal too.

I'm waiting until I'm done with Attitude Mode, but I've got it set up as close to current WWE programming as I can:

Monday - RAW
Tuesday - NXT
Wednesday - Main Event
Thursday - Superstars
Friday - SmackDown!
Saturday - Saturday Morning Slam

I'll probably make Main Event an Attitude show with its own set of titles, made up of all the living guys from that roster that aren't on the active roster.

NICE!

/subscribed

I need to upload my NXT arena. It is "the shit". I hate all the cookie cutter HD arenas.

AJ Lee vs Slutty "Living on (the) EDGE" Lita opens the show.

Drinking my Diet Dr. Pepper while entrances go on.

I am still trying to connect to the fecking servers! Every attempt I get an error message telling me to try later :(

Gonna go check out the official boards for some troubleshooting. I only started my first week of Universe a couple nights ago, so I will reset and start once I can get some good DLC's and what not.

WTF?!

There is music playing in the background. Weird.

Lita reviving the "Rock-N-Wrestling Connection" only with more pizazz?

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Lita just countered AJ's rushing attack with a Tilt-o-Whirl Sideslam. When the fuck has Lita ever done a Tilt-o-Whirl Sideslam?

I kind of like the background music along with the commentary. I just wish Lita would stay the fuck down for this leg drop. I've completely destroyed poor AJ's ass.

AJ picks up the win after a bunch of hurricanranas, snap suplexes, and kicks to the face. Finisher actually worked the first time. This game has a bad habit of having them kick out of the first finisher at 1. I've already got finishers and weapons at MAX damage. Wish I knew how to get this working.

DDP vs Cesaro is next. I replaced the WWE U.S. Belt with the WCW U.S. Belt. Perhaps DDP wants his belt back. He kicked the shit out of Raven on MTV for it many years ago.

DDP/Raven was probably one of my favorite things in WCW ever. Forgotten classics.

Cesaro has rolled out of the ring every time I hit him with the Diamond Cutter. Fucker.

DDP just BANG!'d Antonio Cesaro.

What in the fucking fucks. Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose is next?!??

Don't tell me they are already breaking up THE SHIELD (or The Syndicate if you are Justin Roberts).

I threw a monkey wrench in Vince's evil plot and did a double count out.

Next on NXT: Orton vs Del Rio vs Sheamus

ADR attacked Orton.

Del Rio has like 5 feuds going on. Wonder which won will get the title shot in 2 weeks at Extreme Rules.

Also, WWE Old School has their first PPV this week when "WWE Legends invade Tokyo" live on Pay-Per-View.

<font color=goldenrod>I had a WWF vs. WCW game going. I might give it up though. The loading times when it's a custom arena and all CAWs in a match is fucking infuriating.</font>

Fuck Randy Orton.

NXT Main Event: Dolph Ziggler vs Triple H

I'm going to let the CPU actually play this match while I make me breakfast. I want to see if Triple H can win without me.

Alberto Del Rio joins commentary for this match. Jesus, who the fuck is he feuding with? Half the roster?

...and Triple H made Dolph tap out to the sleeper. PWN'D.

For a record 3rd time, ADR hits Triple H with the belt after his match with Dolph Ziggler. I guess Triple H is getting the title shot?

Ruh-roh!

WWE Old School opens up with '99 DX Triple H vs '99 Chris Jericho.

Jesus, how do you fuck up a model that bad? This is barely better then the "Ken Doll in a Lava Explosion" look the model of Triple H had in WWF No Mercy.

The WWF Old School Arena doesn't have a titantron. '99 Chris Jericho's entrance is a hell of a lot less epic.

For shits and giggles, I'll play as '99 Chris Jericho in this match.

If they got rid of the CAW cap on these I'd go nuts and download everyone for shits n giggles. Instead I get the team Of Mario & Luigi in a perpetual tag title feud with Bossman/Shamrock & Vince & Paul Heyman. Its the only regular match my universe mode spouts out except Hasneys CAW and Rikishis neverending WWE title feud.

'99 HHH just stole my move and put '99 Chris Jericho in the Liontamer. I marked out.

Liontamer on the outside. Springboard reverse DDT. Lionsault. Ball game.

I could play with these springboard wrestlers all day.

Next on NXT Supercard Tuesday Night on TBS: The Road Warriors vs The Rock-N-Sock Connection **Non-Title** (Road Warriors are Tag Champions)

Keep waiting for RoXeR or The Mackem to close this thread.

Badass Mullet of Doom Animal is an intimidating character model for a wrestling game.

Imagine Dog the Bounty Hunter on steroids and PCP.