So now that Heath Slater has defeated Sheamus...
 

How long until he defeats Cena and Punk? Masterslaters unite!

Seriously though, the guys is the goods.

*waits patiently for owenbrown to ruin the thread*

Gotta give props for Masterslaters.

I need to trademark that.

Slater will be jobbing to Hulk Hogan in TNA in 6 months

fuck you

And all your wildest dreams would come true.

Yeah, owenbrown definitely ruined this once amazing thread.

I feel this thread shouldn't even exist anymore. That's it guys. I quit and I'm never coming back.

meh

That's it! I quit and I mean it this time!

this thread was shit to begin with

fuck off

I said this in the Raw thread, but I think I only like Slater as a heel who loses. As a heel comedy trio, 3MB are great, and part of their comedic value comes in them losing despite having the extra man advantage. I'm not sure how much I'd like him/them if they win on a regular basis, of course picking up occasional wins here and there isn't a terrible thing.

That's it I'm done. Bye TPWW. I quit.

I like Slater. But by your own definition, how does he not fit the mold of "vanilla midget?"

You should probably start your Owen message board and your Owen blog and then quit on those too. Then ask triple A to ban you multiple times b/c although you say you're gonna quit you lack any willpower. That would be awesome.

He's got decent mic skills in an annoying way. Don't get me wrong, I like wrestlers like Kidd and Gabriel, but they have their place as does Slater.

Heath Slater World Champ 2018

Pretty sure Gertner does not mind the smaller wrestlers having a place in the WWE. It is when they are the World/WWE champion that is the problem.

Is that the year he hits that growth spurt?

Because he is clearly a Ginger Midget

I'd be a fan of a Tag Title reign later in the year. Maybe they need a bouncer to help them out......Big E/Zeke/?

Argh. Please don't comment if you don't know what's going on.

You're right. I apologize. Super deep and complicated. This is like the Inception of wrestling forum threads.

4 syllables. I like it. It's easy to chant.

http://i945.photobucket.com/albums/a...thSlater-3.png

GIN-GER MID-GET! *clap clap clapclapclap* GIN-GER MID-GET! *clap clap clapclapclap*

That win will be his highlight. From here, he jobs to his future endeavors, everyone goes home happy.

Slater will emulate HHH by going on to defeat Sgt. Slaughter in a Boot Camp match and then mimic Santino by wrestling former Intercontinental champs Roddy Piper, Goldust, and Honky Tonk Man, possibly with Kaitlyn as his Chyna / Beth Phoenix.

Ginger Ningers UNITE