Ugh (Rumble Spoiler)
 

Bo Dallas won the NXT tournament to get into the Rumble. I hope Ryback Shellshocks his fucking goofy face through the damn ring. Christ is he ever terrible. Not in a vanilla midget way terrible although he is bad on the mic. Was hoping Leo Kruegar would win.

I don't watch NXT b/c it doesn't have a vowel. It should be NEXT. That really matters to me as I take my grammar almost as seriously as my rasslin and my blogs. Also: center.

NXT is the centre of pro rasslin

I like The Ascension.

But yeah, saw Bo Dallas once and he was the drizzling shits.

Cassius Ohno is great in the ring, but looks like a gas station attendant.

<font color=goldenrod>I'm expecting that Dallas will do something of note during the match. Either eliminating a big name Maven-style, or entering early (starting off with Dolph perhaps) and lasting way longer than anybody would've thought. That of course will be the excuse that leads to him being on the main roster.

I'm just assuming he'll do something because the almighty dirt sheets insist that WWE are high on him for reasons I can't quite fathom.</font>

Name change request: Gertnre...do it!

I haven't seen Bo Dallas in a bit, but I'm pretty sure Kaitlyn still does a better spear than he does.

All I know of Bo Dallas is Skippord calling him a "huge fag" all the time in the nxt thread.

That's all you need to know about him. He's a huge fag who sucks.

Bo Dallas does more of a running hug than a spear.

Of all the NXT guys they could have showcased first in The Rumble and they picked Bo Dallas ugh the brightside is that he will likely end up being used as jobber fodder to the Shield Of Justice and I shall rejoice.

His finishing move should be renamed the queer spear!

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Fucking awful.

Kaitlyn does it a lot better

Bushwacker Luke entry.

Jesus, that spear is terrible.

<font color=goldenrod>God he's fucking hideous.</font>

<font color=goldenrod>Bo Dallas comes out at number 30 and everyone, including fans and production staff, flees the arena. Calling it now.</font>

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Just for comparision

Bo Dallas is just plain garbage. Why not showcase Luke Harper or Bray Wyatt, or someone who doesn't suck?

Turn him heel, give him a gay elf gimmick, pay him in rupees, remove him from television, profit.

Should have been Richie Steamboat.

Wait, is Bray Wyatt healthy right now? If so, then it should have been Bray Wyatt.

Bo Dallas beat Epico.

lol

I have a feeling Bo Dallas is gonna elminate someone. Like... there's gonna be a "buzz" caused by the unknown elminating someone.

For the sake of an awesome Gertner rant, I hope it's Heath Slater.

I hope you shut your face!

Steamboat is almost as bad. Leo Kruegar should have won. He's wonderful.

Wyatt is just coming back. I have major hopes for him. No need to rush. Id rather him debut after Wrestlemania so he doesn't get lost in the shuffle

Wooooooooooo! Bushwhacker Luke!

Hey now, if enough of us bash Bo, then maybe WWE will repackage him with a "klutz" gimmick. "The Sloppiness of Execution" Bo Dallas uses his clumsiness to throw opponents off their game!

Steamboat is better than Bo Dallas. He's the kind of rassler Beth likes I bet. Also, who is that dashing you man in your avatar? What a good looking chap, I'm sure he's touched many a booby in his day. Prob has a sweet blog too!

Clearly I aimed too low here.

Bo Dallas for IC champ.

Future hall of famer.

There's nothing he can't respond to in gif form.

Slater lasted over 20 minutes!

So did Bo Dallas.

Isn't this a good thing?

You guys are giving him X-Pac level heat, maybe we will get to see Barrett beat the shit out of him for 10 minutes.

or maybe he'll win with a moonsault