RockySucks very own wrestling thread!
 

Forget about everything you know about
history, because we've learned history
will always repeat it's self.

Yes we all know wrestling is scripted
and planned in advanced, but when it
comes down to wrestlers who left the
company, to "make big in movies". Only
to have their movies suck ass. Decide
they've done what they set out to do
and make a return.

I'm talking about The Rock, yes
back in the 90s The Rock was hot,
Other wrestlers such as Austin, Bret
Undertaker, know how to pass the tourch.

Yet, The Rock is still living in fairytail
land (maybe it's because he played a tooth fairy)
I really can't explain. But the fact he comes back
and say's he's coming to save the WWE from PUNK!!.

Excuse me, did I hear this correctly?
The Rock has been back about 2-3 weeks
and is already main eventing the Royal Rumble? :S.

And he's talking about taking the title away from Punk?
Who's held it for over 400+ days. I mean I give Punk all
the fucking credit for droping the title to Rock..

But Rock is a cunt, the fact he refuses to retire.
and pass the tourch is stupid as fuck. Look at all
the other younger talent, who work their ass off yet
never see a title match. Yet we have Rocky who well
sucks Vince's dick so much, he get's what he wants.

When Rock said he was going to save WWE.
we didn't need it saving, PUNK had already saved the WWE.
He's a better champion than (HHH, HBK, Austin, and Undertaker)
I won't include Rock cause we already know he's shit.

You lot must agree with the fact that how is it possible
for Rock to get a main event match so quickly?. Oh yeah
because the younger generation "PG FANS" crave Rock..

LOL.. So again Vince is thinking about is wallet.
$$$$ Is all he cares a shit about....

what is this I don't even

Yeah Austin and Bret wouldn't be anywhere near the main event if they weren't forced to retire and Undertaker doesn't go over talent in a high profile match every time he wrestles. I'm intrigued by the notion that Vince McMahon, business man, is all about the $$$$ though, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

He only cares about money. What a crazy CEO.

Bringing eyes to the product is a BAD BAD THING.

The marks on this board have really been getting out of control lately.

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Why so serious?

Sick formatting, son.

you mean the big fish ?'s

I want to hear more about why making money is wrong.

Making money of kids is wrong, It's like Vince is selling sex to young dudes.

What's really adorable is he prefaces things by saying wrestling is scripted, then he goes off and confuses the scripted dialogue with the real world bits behind it.

Though it's also funny thinking of CM Punk as a saviour.

So you'd rather have a guy who's obsessed with ass's as a leader?

Hey, some of The Rock's films aren't bad!

So basically Disney is for paedophiles?

I would rather you explain more of this. I think this could get the thread some buyrate.

I'd hazard to say that only about 10% of the population gets those sexy feelings for the Rock as you do.

Walking Tall
Tooth Fairy (wearing a pink dress? wtf).
That other lame ass film with Sean William Scott.


so go ahead tell me again which you thought we're decent?.

He really is obsessed with ass haha..

Candy Ass, Boots to ass, and so on what a gay ass.

This was a joke right?

Walt was a creepy motherfucker.

I like Southland Tales but that could have something to do with Sarah Michelle Gellar.

The Tooth Fairy was awesome. And who could not jump for joy when they found out a sequel was being made?

Game Plan was SIIIIIIICK

i think my favorite thing around here is when the kids are so passionate about their stance they dont ever realize the sarcasm or that they are being laughed at


& P.S. Hayes why did you write your take in prose??

The State of HHH!!!.
 

How He Hammered the bosses daughter, was well a way for him to stay in the damn company, after he tore his quad, he was fucked, so him and steph got some kiddies, and HHh IS NOW CEO, of talent relations.

It's almost depressing as his losing streak at wrestlemania.
let's not forget, his Darker days when he was cheating on chyna.
and sable. what a whore dog this guy is.

He's a disgrace to this company.

The company was founded by legends. Now HHH is turning
it into a bone yard. fuck...

...

It was I puked all over my 77inch plasma screen...
while
wa
tching
it,

So since nobody else is going to ask, do your parents know you're on the internet?

What is the internet? Do you know what the internet is used for?
Gathering information, about the past, present, creating web pages, websites, while hosting on domain names. Watching porn, while watching films,
talking to friends, family over skype, and email. while updating your social networking "pretending to be social". Facebook, bebo, myspace, twitter,
then while being bored, browse you-tube and watch random crap.

It could be for anything of that nature, your mis-reading my knowledge
of how I use the intersearchweb. How many hours/days/weekends/nights have you spent refreshing the page, after page on this forum?.

I won't go into that because it's unfair, on ripping you.
Like I do when I have finished having a number 2 .

Edit: My reply was obviously to genius for your brain to compute, and register
information in order for you to comment back. It's ok everyone fails.

Vince used to sell Ultimate Warrior sidewalk chalk when I was little.

It was awesome.

all of that and he didn't even answer the question.

Fuckin' muties.

probably because this is not a real person. "intersearchweb?" come on.

Did you dress up and pretend to act like a drug addict?
running around shaking your arms, all over the place like you we're
having some sort of heart attack? Must have been awesome...

God damn, whiteyford just got HOUSED

Heisenberg better get his ass to the burn unit as well

I would have said google, however feeling the need of this nature
on this forum, people would get the wrong impression and think
I was advertising google. I used intersearchweb because it sounds cooler
than your mums breast milk..

I'm only going to tell you this once you horrible sock account...watch your fucking mouth when you speak about that man. I will hunt you down, cut off your balls, feed them to your dog right in front of you, and then I will crush your soul until you are nothing but a nutless crying shell of a human being.

OOOOhhhh what a big man you are. Let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show you how to chew it.



Yes I did run rampant acting like the Ultimate Warrior.

oh shit he did not just talk about my mammy's breast milk!