Marry, Fuck, Kill: Flacco vs Alex Smith vs Tony Romo
 

Y'know know the drill. Who would you fuck? Who would you marry? Who would you kill?

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Marry: Flacco because he is about to get a fat contract.

Fuck: Alex Smith. He is handsome, and his cock is probably like a nice sandwich - not so big where you can't walk afterwards, but still fills you up until your next meal.

Kill: Romo because he has ruined the past 6 years of my life.

Shut Up You Ignorant Ass

2004 called and they want their joke back.

Now fuck off and die before you derail my hilarious parody thread.

For real, Assman!!

This thread was really going places..

Fuck all of them

Shut Up You Ignorant Ass

Shut Up You Ignorant Ass

Remember when you got pissed on?

Remember when you got pissed on??

Remember when you got pissed on???

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Anybody who chooses to boink the Dallas QB is a Romosexual

Perfect.

Ben Rothlisberger FTW.

Marry: Flacco probably

Fuck: romo since he always has hot chicks and i may get a shot with them.

Kill: smith i guess

You guess you'll kill Alex Smith? No fence-sitting in this thread. Either you will slaughter him and bathe in the blood of your victim or you will marry or fuck him. There is no guessing.