Originally Posted by Mikey
Some of Ernest’s comments include
- Everyone in the WWE are nothing but a bunch of ass kissers!
Well I know Jim Ross and William "Steven" Regal are apart of a club baring that exact name..
- J.R said all of two words to him during his time in the WWE. And he would like to "smack his face straight".
Wow. I never knew that Jim Ross' face was gay, that would explain kissing Vince's ass.
- The writing team asked him to "go out and dance like a black Dusty Rhodes".
So I guess you could say that Dusty Rhodes was a white James Brown? :wtf:
- He wonders "how in the hell they couldn't write for him but could write for someone like John Cena".
Well you both have charisma, so I guess you have a point. But at least Cena doesn't have to resort to a gimmicky premise to get over... Oh wait... Well at least Cena's gimmicky premise isn't from the 70's, it's from the mid 90's... close enough...
- He doesn't like WWE, and didn't even watch the program when he was there.
Didn't you used to be a commentator? Isn't the whole point of a commentator to, watch the match and comment on it...
- He feels that The Cat is a character anyone could put over, and sees no reason why the creative staff could do nothing with it in the WWE.
Okay Ernest just stand behind, Al Snow, Chuck Pulumbo, Garrison Cade, Lance Storm, Matt Hardy, Maven, Rhyno, Rob Conway, Steven Richards, Tajiri, Test, The Hurricane, Tommy Dreamer, Val Venis, William "Steven" Regal, Akio, Billy Gunn, Billy Kidman, Funaki, Jamie Noble, Mark Jindrak, Orlando Jordan, Sakoda, Spike Dudley, Shannon Moore & Ultimo Dragon, and well get something for your dumbass.
- He has a great relationship with Jeff Jarrett and the guys over at TNA, but right now he would rather concentrate on his Karate than work in wrestling.
Yes. Cause karate pays soo good. Go to TNA and make youself a "big star" if you really want to stick it to Vinny Mac.
- "There ain’t no bad-asses in wrestling" and he could "Beat everyone's ass in that locker room"
I'll let people, like Chris Benoit, Big Show, and Kurt Angle knoq that you could beat there asses, I'll see how well you can fair against a shoot wrestler, a guy twice your size and an olympic champion, with your faggy karate.
- "If Vince stopped in the hall real fast, he'd have all kinds of heads up his ass."
Okay, I'll admit that was funny. But I bet you'd like to be there too, cause that would mean you'd be getting money.
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