Smackdown spoilers for this week whatever the date is that it'll be shown #JDoggFunk
 

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SmackDown opens with Alberto Del Rio vs. Damien Sandow. They have words
before the match after Sandow cuts a heel promo. Del Rio gets the win
with a cross armbreaker.

* Backstage segment with Kane and Daniel
Bryan arguing. They got a rematch against Darren Young and Titus O'Neil
for later tonight. This time, Kane will be blindfolded and Bryan will
have his arm tied behind his back.

* The Miz vs. Antonio Cesaro in
a 2 of 3 Falls Match for the WWE United States Title is up next. Cesaro
gets the first fall with a Neutralizer but Miz gets the second fall.
After lots of counters, Cesaro gets the third fall and retains the
title.

* Promo for Fandango's debut later tonight.

* Randy Orton and Sheamus are backstage. Orton vs. Big Show is revealed for later tonight.

*
Jim Ross interviews Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger in the ring. JR talks
about his history with Jack Swagger but Swagger rips the Sooners. Colter
takes over the interview and talks about the same stuff he's been
saying on RAW. Colter says an English speaking American will finally be
World Heavyweight Champion at WrestleMania. JR and Colter get into an
argument. Swagger knocks JR's cowboy hat off and backs him against the
ropes. Alberto Del Rio comes out to make the save. Del Rio cut a promo
on Swagger and they had a staredown.

* Darren Young and Titus
O'Neil vs. Kane and Daniel Bryan is up next. Kane is blindfolded while
Bryan has his arm behind his back. Kane and Bryan got into it mid-match
which led to Titus rolling Bryan up for the win. Bryan ended up slapping
Kane after they hugged after the match.

* Backstage interview with Big Show. Show says he's looking to make an impact tonight.

* Heath Slater vs. Sin Cara is up next. Cara gets the win.

*
Fandango is backstage with Matt Striker. Striker can't get his name
right so Fandango isn't debuting tonight. He says he will debut when
Striker gets his name right.

* Randy Orton vs. Big Show is up
next. The Shield comes out and surrounds the ring until Sheamus comes
out. They beat down Orton and Sheamus. Big Show knocks out Roman Reigns.

Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins retreat and Show chokeslams Orton.
Sheamus knocks Show out of the ring with a Brogue Kick.

Never watching WWE ever again. Going to go and sit under a blanket for a week.

Yep

Fuck WWE

Its fahn Dahn go

If this would've been a live Smackdown and Fandango did that, I would've been pissed!

I want to see FAHN-DAHN-GO.

Stop being massive gaylords. You have waited for this long, you might as well wait a bit more. He HAS debuted, you do see him enter to his theme music (hopefully).

YOUR FACE IS A MASSIVE GAYLORD

If Fandango is pissed about Striker not being able to say his name, wait until Lilian Garcia tries.

Does this mean the Miz-Cesaro feud is officially over?

:|

Make Miz a face.
Hook him up with Ric Flair's seal of approval.
Make him go on losing streak and chase a title for no reason and don't let him win it.
Wwe booking.

Why are they pushing Matt Striker as the top heel?

FUCK YOU MATT STRIKER! YOU ARE NO LONGER OKAY IN MY BOOK!!!

I thought Matt Striker was an English teacher yet he cant even pronounce Fandango :nono:

Just watched Smackdown and they didn't show Slater/Sin Cara here, we got The Rockers vs The Powers Of Pain.

FAN DAN GOOOO was amazing :'(

Didn't show Slater vs. Cara in the US either.

Cutting Sin Cara winning a match is total Bushwa.

I think that is the natural progression of the angle. Once Striker gets it we'll have Fandango have the same discussion with the ring announcer/commentators/audience.

He won't wrestle til at least SummmerSlam.
Cesaro cheated to win so I wouldn't bank on it.

Can't wait till Johnny Curtis is jobbing to the One Man Band baby!

You mean the guy who jobbed to the guy who can't get his match shown on tv?

:p

He'll be 3MB's back up dancer in no time.

Fahnnnnnn-hooooooooooo-mooooooooo.

Wrestlecrap waiting to happen.

I like how the threat of the Shield has driven Orton to actually accept from others. It's a subtle thing, but it definitely makes the Shield look stronger.

Also, the end of the US Title match seemed to basically be the best thing to have around Wrestlemania season. If the writers want to have Cesaro/Miz at Wrestlemania, the dirty finish to the match can lead to that. If the writers want Cesaro to move on, winning a 2-out-of-3 falls match can signify the end of a feud.

... right, because Fandango is an English word...

... so Big Show is a face now?

Cesaro vs. Miz feud has been good, but the US title is a step down for The Miz, and Antonio Cesaro will soon have outgrown it too.

social studies

He chokeslammed Orton after the match.

Fandango and the Miz/Cesaro match were the highlights of this show. I love how Lawler is obsessed with Fandango and was disappointed when he didn't wrestle.

I want to go to a live event and get a "Faaaaaaahhhn-dahhhhhhhn-goooooo" chant started.

It's in a Queen song you faggut.

that would be hilarious

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