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Mad love for Chris Masters for being a real-life bad ass
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lol Holy fuck.
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If he ever comes back to WWE, he needs to get William Regal's "Real Man's Man" music.
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so that much muscle is practical
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How big/thick was this tree?
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I always liked Chris Masters. He seems like a really nice guy.
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Let's just let the legend grow. |
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Naw, for real though, it was probably a Giant Redwood.
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That is nuts. One day I want to rip a tree out of the ground.
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Shit, with his stack and adrenaline rush of a family member in peril, that tree didn't stand a chance.
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After saving his mother, he took a picture and uploaded it to his Twitter account.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFxmYZfCAAArSRH.jpg:large And he uploaded a photo to Instagram of the injuries he got by pulling down the tree. http://instagram.com/p/XEyWMcw7Ra/ |
Still no sign of the tree though.
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LOL honestly though, I'm sure there was something else lying around that he could've used to bust through the window. Instead of the tree. Roids and survival instincts would've made anyone uproot a tree. Similar to when a child would do these crazy superhero feats just to save their parent (ie. mother drowning). You know that shit I'm talking bout
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:lol: probably pictured that tree to be like someone from WWE management or something.
"Wish me well in my future endeavours? Fuck that, tree! I'm gonna save my mom!!" But yeah, I bet somebody in WWE right now will take note of this and hire Chris Masters back. Just wait... |
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dude fuck Chris Masters, he is deceiving all of us
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WWE.com will probably cover this story like they did with Shawn Daivari.
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what did Shawn Daivari do?
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tackled a guy on a train i think
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Wasn't Masters rumoured to be part of Aces & Eights? That could have been mildly interesting.
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great story, but why the fuck did he have to uproot a tree to break a window?
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to set the tone
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To impress the firemen
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His new gimmick should be a Lumberjack.
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Saw Masters wrestle Saturday in Mass.
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It was always burning, since the world's been turning. |
I would like to apologise for that terrible joke.
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In all seriousness, the tree in question was probably about his own height and close to the house. If it hadn't come up I imagine he'd have gone to the next closest object or else tried to smash his way in.
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http://www.puyallup.wsu.edu/~linda%2...e/new_tree.jpg |
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