The Full Blender 50 Worst Songs of all Time list!
 

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1. Jefferson Starship - We Built This City (4:59)
2. 02 Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart (3:24)
3. Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight (4:49)
4. Limp Bizkit - Rollin (4:09)
5. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (4:32)
6. 06 Heart of rock and Roll - Huey Lewis and the News.mp3
7. 07 Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy.mp3
8. 08 Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time.mp3
9. 09 Madonna - American Life.mp3
10. 10 Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney - ebony and ivory.mp3
11. 11 Clay Aiken-Invisible.mp3
12. 12 The Beach Boys - Kokomo.mp3
13. 13 Genesis - Illegal Alien.mp3
14. 14 Bette Midler - From a Distance.mp3
15. 15 the rembrandts - i'll be there for you.mp3
16. 16 4 Non Blondes - What's Up.mp3
17. 17 mc hammer - pumps and a bump(1).mp3
18. 18 Chicago - You're My Inspiration.mp3
19. 19 Broken Wings - Mr. Mister.mp3
20. 20 Lionel Richie - Dancing On The Ceiling.mp3
21. 21 Spin Doctors - Two Princes.mp3
22. 22 Toby Keith - Courtesy of the Red White and Blue (Angry American) (3:11)
23. 23 Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night (3:54)
24. Five for Fighting - Superman (3:45)
25. Puff Daddy & Faith Evans - I'll be missing you (5:10)
26. 26 The Doors - The End (11:43)
27. 27 Europe - The Final Countdown.mp3
28. 28 John Mayer - Your Body Is a Wonderland.mp3
29. 29 Deep Blue Something - Breakfast At Tiffany's.mp3
30. 30 Whitney Houston - The Greatest Love Off All.mp3
31. 31 Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.mp3
32. 32 Will Smith - WILL 2K.mp3
33. 33 Aqua - Barbie Girl.mp3
34. 34 Dan Fogleberg - Longer.mp3
35. 35 REM - Shiny Happy People.mp3
36. 36 master p - make 'em say ugh.mp3
37. 37 Gerardo - Rico Suave.mp3
38. 38 Rednex - Cotton Eyed Joe.mp3
39. 39 Ricki Martin - She Bangs.mp3
40. 40 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up.mp3
41. 41 Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire.mp3
42. 42 Simon and Garfunkel - The Sounds of Silence.mp3
43. 43 Uncle Kracker - Follow Me.mp3
44. 44 Meatloaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That).mp3
45. 45 JaRule feat Ashanti-Mesmerized.mp3
46. 46 New Kids On The Block - Hangin' Tough.mp3
47. 47 Bryan Adams - The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You.mp3
48. 48 The Beatles - Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.mp3
49. 49 Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy.mp3
50. 50 Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On (titanic).mp3

horrible list

WTF. I love "we built this city" :(

25. Puff Daddy & Faith Evans - I'll be missing you (5:10)

:nono:

<font color=969696>The following songs range from awesome to decent:</font><font color=969696>The Final Countdown would be in my top 250 best songs ever.

Anyone that makes a list of anything is dumb.</font>

Is it just me who likes The End by The Doors?

Terrible

I built my city out of Lego.

Shit list but one thing stands out..

That's hot garbage right thuuuurrr...

lol what a stupid list

I love that Five For Fighting song :'(

No. I think it is one of Jim Morrison's most brilliant songs

wtf :wtf:

The fact that there is a Beatles song in there (and an awesome one at that) makes this list void of any sort of logic.

Why the FK is that Five For Fighting song on there?

And "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" FK'N RULES.

About half of them I can understand, but the other half is just insane. Some of those songs are in my favorites list. Those writers must've been smoking some crazy sh!t

No way.

7. 07 Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy.mp3
15. 15 the rembrandts - i'll be there for you.mp3
25. Puff Daddy & Faith Evans - I'll be missing you (5:10)
29. 29 Deep Blue Something - Breakfast At Tiffany's.mp3
35. 35 REM - Shiny Happy People.mp3
43. 43 Uncle Kracker - Follow Me.mp3
44. 44 Meatloaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That).mp3
48. 48 The Beatles - Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.mp3

WHAT THE F</>UCK?!

Who the hell made this list?

I'll Be Missing You and Shiney Happy People are both great songs

no shit. i cant abide no talent a-holes like puff dady. the sad part is that i had to inform a lot of people (young black people) that they ripped that song off from the police - to which they would reply: "well p diddy does it better" even though they had never heard the original version by the police.

The Police version > Puffy's version

lol Vastardikai for the American Psycho reference
 

I was watching the VH1 show about the list and when Huey Lewis came up the scene from American Psycho popped into my head. "Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"

1. Jefferson Starship - We Built This City Annoying, yes. Worst song ever? Hardly.
2. Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart Okay. Agreed.
3. Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight What, exactly, is "Wang Chung tonight?" A fun song, but pretty bad.
4. Limp Bizkit - Rollin This might get #1 on the official Loopy List.
5. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby Yeah, it's bad, but in a fun, campy, can-you-believe-this-guy kind of way that makes it what it is.
6. Heart of rock and Roll - Huey Lewis and the News Meh. I don't feel like commenting on all of these.
7. Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy *Whistles "hook"* So much fun. Shame on you, Blender. Great, now it's stuck in my head.
8. Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time While I'm not a fan of actors-turned-musicians, there is a lot worse stuff out there. ("Heartbeat," anyone?)
9. Madonna - American Life See #6
10. Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney - ebony and ivory I'm a Beatles mark, but I have a strong dislike for a lot of Paul's solo work. However, he's made far worse than "E&I." What about "Jet?"
11. Clay Aiken-Invisible This is just on here to appease the "American Idol" haters. Not a good song, but not one of the worst of all time.
12. The Beach Boys - Kokomo Not their best, but it's a good feel-good song.
13. Genesis - Illegal Alien See #6
14. Bette Midler - From a Distance Yeah, okay. It's a decent song, I suppose, but if I never hear it again, I'll be fine.
15. the rembrandts - i'll be there for you Overplayed? Certainly. Top 15 worst songs ever? Not by a longshot. It's a nice bit of well-played and -written pop that is a good mid-'90s time-capsulish song.
16. 4 Non Blondes - What's Up Good call, Blender. Good call.
17. mc hammer - pumps and a bump I don't know this one. Is this when he tried to go gangsta?
18. Chicago - You're My Inspiration See #6
19. Broken Wings - Mr. Mister See #6
20. Lionel Richie - Dancing On The Ceiling See #6. Hitting a dry patch here...
21. Spin Doctors - Two Princes Remember when they played this on Sesame Street? Yeah... Me either... :shifty:
22. Toby Keith - Courtesy of the Red White and Blue (Angry American) There's a special place in Hell for people that write bad jingoistic music.
23. Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night Shouldn't he have run into things a lot? Here's another good call by Blender, IMO.
24. Five for Fighting - Superman Bullshit.
25. Puff Daddy & Faith Evans - I'll be missing you A nice tribute, but PD is a no-talent hack. Just seeing his name on this list makes me happy.
26. The Doors - The End Big flaming pile of bullshit. This is a wonderful song.
27. Europe - The Final Countdown The best sports-arena song in the world. Yes, better than "Rock & Roll Part 2."
28. John Mayer - Your Body Is a Wonderland What about "Bigger Than My Body?" If you're going to pick a John Mayer song, at least pick his worst one.
29. Deep Blue Something - Breakfast At Tiffany's She said "I think I remember the film." Gold.
30. Whitney Houston - The Greatest Love Off All See #6
31. Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm The "Weird Al" Parody is better, but this is still a sweet song.
32. Will Smith - WILL 2K I've erased this song from memory. Sounds like that's a good thing?
33. Aqua - Barbie Girl If "Rollin'" is #1, this is #2.
34. Dan Fogleberg - Longer Don't know it.
35. REM - Shiny Happy People This is such a fun song. Does NOT belong on this list.
36. master p - make 'em say ugh Okay, this makes #3 on the list...
37. Gerardo - Rico Suave So bad, it's great.
38. Rednex - Cotton Eyed Joe Horribly written, yet still a fantastically catchy song. Another great arena song.
39. Ricky Martin - She Bangs Again, there are worse Ricky songs out there, but this one is pretty bad. Good call by Blender.
40. Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up See #6
41. Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire It's like a history lesson set to music, and anything that ambitious deserves better than winding up on this list.
42. Simon and Garfunkel - The Sounds of Silence Easily one of the top 100 (50?) or so songs of all-time, IMO. Blender is so full of shit on this one, it's coming out their ears.
43. Uncle Kracker - Follow Me Once more, there are worse Kracker songs out there.
44. Meatloaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) It's like they're just pulling these out of their asses now...
45. JaRule feat Ashanti-Mesmerized Never heard it, but since I loathe both artists, I am all for this being on the list.
46. New Kids On The Block - Hangin' Tough Oh, come on! Any band that has the guy from "Boomtown" in it can't be ALL bad!
47. Bryan Adams - The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You Don't know it. Awful, awful title, though.
48. The Beatles - Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Okay, who wants to help organize a lynch mob to make a run on Blender? This is a great song and shouldn't be anywhere near this list! :rant: :mad: :foc:
49. Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy Confession time. I just listened to this yesterday. :o Not a good song by any means, but it's so campy it's a classic.
50. Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On (titanic) Way overplayed, but a pretty good song. If you like that sort of overpowering ballad style.

He didn't actually "rip it off," per se. He usually works with the original artists.

He's still a dickhead. However, the Police version of that song also sucks a dick.

Sting, for Christ's sake. Why is he called Sting?

<font color=lightgreen><i>I think I commented before on the list, but now that I see the complete one - time to add my two cents.

First off, the list is void when you start including Beatle and Door tunes. There are some others that could fill those voids.

I don't remember who said Ray of Light was worse then American Life cause they need to listen to both songs again. Believe me, AL is FAR worse. The song loses my interest (and lunch) when she drops some rhymes right in the middle about getting a latte, doing to do some pilates, and stuff like that :mad:

Achy Breaky Heart should be number one, Macarena number two (and it's sad THAT song isn't on this list). And congrats on putting that Toby Keith song on there. Dear God that song is annoying...</i></font>

OK. That's just a big pile of bullsh</>it right there.

Forgot about the rap... My bad. Madonna rapping; that's about the worst thing that could be. Unless of course Britney and Xtina do a video together that features HLA... :shifty:

Nickname from school I think

:nono: :mad: :foc: 19. 19 Broken Wings - Mr. Mister.mp3

WTF is going on right here? This is possibly the greatest Emo-Rock (yeah i just created a new genre so sue me) Songs ever.

After looking at that list more closer, I'm going to amend my statement. Blender was really only 10-50 on that list. And I am shocked Macarena isn't up there

1. Jefferson Starship - We Built This City (4:59)(there are MUCH WORSE)
2. 02 Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart (3:24)(Like that)
3. Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight (4:49)(ehhhh, I'd probably put this like at 40 maybe. It's odd, but it's a good party song)
4. Limp Bizkit - Rollin (4:09)(probably more like 20)
5. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (4:32)(this would be 3 for me)
6. 06 Heart of rock and Roll - Huey Lewis and the News.mp3(No way. This is a good song. They've done better, but does not belong here)
7. 07 Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy.mp3(Absolutely does not belong here)
8. 08 Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time.mp3(I'll agree with this one)
9. 09 Madonna - American Life.mp3(And this one)
10. 10 Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney - ebony and ivory.mp3(Sappy yes, but does not belong here either)
11. 11 Clay Aiken-Invisible.mp3(Actually, I sort of like this song. I think its on here though because its the most overplayed of the year)
12. 12 The Beach Boys - Kokomo.mp3(They're joking right? It's a fun song)
13. 13 Genesis - Illegal Alien.mp3(Never heard this song, but Genesis is a great band)
14. 14 Bette Midler - From a Distance.mp3(Maybe, not sure. Might place it at 45)
15. 15 the rembrandts - i'll be there for you.mp3(No.)
16. 16 4 Non Blondes - What's Up.mp3(Another no)
17. 17 mc hammer - pumps and a bump(1).mp3(Suprised "Can't Touch this" isn't on here)
18. 18 Chicago - You're My Inspiration.mp3(A great ballad)
19. 19 Broken Wings - Mr. Mister.mp3(Personally, I like "Kyrie" better, but this is still a good song)
20. 20 Lionel Richie - Dancing On The Ceiling.mp3(Oh, come on now. Yes, the man has done better, but its a fun song)
21. 21 Spin Doctors - Two Princes.mp3(Actually, one of my favorite early 90's songs)
22. 22 Toby Keith - Courtesy of the Red White and Blue (Angry American) (3:11)(I hate country, so yes)
23. 23 Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night (3:54)(Wow, one I agree on)
24. Five for Fighting - Superman (3:45)(ABSOLUTELY NOT)
25. Puff Daddy & Faith Evans - I'll be missing you (5:10)(Eh, it's okay)
26. 26 The Doors - The End (11:43)(I'm gonna kill them)
27. 27 Europe - The Final Countdown.mp3(Chessy, but you've got to love those keyboards)
28. 28 John Mayer - Your Body Is a Wonderland.mp3(Okay, this guy wins a GRAMMY for this song, and they place it in this category? Insane)
29. 29 Deep Blue Something - Breakfast At Tiffany's.mp3(See 26)
30. 30 Whitney Houston - The Greatest Love Off All.mp3(One of my fav Whitney tunes, so no)
31. 31 Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.mp3(Nope. Another bad choice)
32. 32 Will Smith - WILL 2K.mp3(Okay. He's done better songs than this, so I'll give them this one)
33. 33 Aqua - Barbie Girl.mp3(Needs to be much higher up. They were generous here)
34. 34 Dan Fogleberg - Longer.mp3(Never heard this one)
35. 35 REM - Shiny Happy People.mp3(Not my favorite REM song, but definiotely does not belong)
36. 36 master p - make 'em say ugh.mp3(Belongs)
37. 37 Gerardo - Rico Suave.mp3(Definitely belongs)
38. 38 Rednex - Cotton Eyed Joe.mp3(Ehhh. Maybe)
39. 39 Ricki Martin - She Bangs.mp3(Yes)
40. 40 Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up.mp3(Another yes)
41. 41 Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire.mp3(Okay, this is where the anger starts rising)
42. 42 Simon and Garfunkel - The Sounds of Silence.mp3(and continues to rise)
43. 43 Uncle Kracker - Follow Me.mp3(It's enjoyable)
44. 44 Meatloaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That).mp3(This is actually a guilty pleasure song for me. I like it, so another one that doesn't belong)
45. 45 JaRule feat Ashanti-Mesmerized.mp3(Never heard it)
46. 46 New Kids On The Block - Hangin' Tough.mp3(Oh God yes)
47. 47 Bryan Adams - The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You.mp3(see 45)
48. 48 The Beatles - Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.mp3(Okay, let's torch them :foc: )
49. 49 Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy.mp3(Needs at least top 5 status)
50. 50 Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On (titanic).mp3(Overplayed? Hell yes. Bad song? Absolutely not)

The name Sting came from a brown and yellow striped jumper/shirt/top he used to wear when the band first formed. <-----true story that definately deserves rep

I watched the VH1 special on this the other day and their list was slightly different. I especially remember Ruben's "Sorry 2004" was definitely on their list. And people were commenting and giving some stupid reasons on why they didn't like the songs. Like they hated "The Final Countdown" because of the keyboard.

I do like Limp Bizkit and "Rollin" being at number 4 is really stupid. I can pick a few more of their songs that could be on this list, but not that one. And some of the people on the show said they didn't like it because they don't know what LB is Rollin :wtf:

Some songs I do remember on VH1's list that were different are "She Bangs" was #8, "Rico Suave" was #11, "Hangin Tough" was #12, and "I'm Too Sexy" was like #17.

I like John Mayer (and this song), but winning a Grammy doesn't make it a good song, it makes it a POPULAR song and Popular =/= Good in most cases.

Mind you, MILLI VANILLI won Grammies.