Do u guys think I can be a WWE writers (sample inside)
 

This is a sample from my fantasie wrestling federation,

" “Bodies” by Drowning Pool hits the arena speakers as M.A Anderson walks to the ring with a microphone in hand. Pyros shoot all over him as he steps between the ropes and stares down the entrance ramp. M.A Anderson grabs the mic and says,

“You know, there are a lot of things wrong with this world. The poverty, the poor, the sick, the insane. But the worst thing with this world today is my opponent. Little Greg T is nothing but a scumbag. Sure he is undefeated but at what price? Tonight is the night Little Greg T is going to LOSE when I beat him to an inch of his life. I will rip him to shreds. Why? Because I am M.A Anderson and I’m cooking TONIGHT!”

As M.A Anderson drops the microphone, the lights in the arena go out.

Gwen Stefani – Hollaback Girl plays. The lights on the stage turn on and

Little Greg T is standing there in a glittering jacket. Little Greg T dances on the ramp and then rushes down to the ring. He slips between the ropes and grabs the mic.

“Hey Hey Hey, looks who’s here. M.A Anderson? Main Attraction Anderson? More like Main Asshole Anderson cause that’s what you is boy! Now you ready to…”

But Little Greg T doesn’t finish his sentence because M.A Anderson slaps the microphone out of his mouth and clotheslines him out of the ring. The commentary team goes ballistic.

“Welcome to another edition! I am Andy Pink and this is my co host Josh Git, and what a start to the show tonight!”

“Well Andy, Main Attraction Anderson was not entertained by Little Greg T’s antics tonight!”

“Little Greg T might have bit off more than he can chew!”

“If he can chew at all after this punch!”

“But the match hasn’t started yet!”

Ring announcers Mr. Small announces.

“The following is a singles match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he is the scariest man on the world, the one and only, Main Attraction Anderson! And his opponent, from the hard streets of Detroit Michigan, he is the corrupt chick magnet, Little…Greg…T!”

The bell rings and both competitors jump into the ring!

Little Greg T rushes at M.A Anderson and starts chopping his chest! But M.A Anderson roars like a lion and headbutts Little Greg T in the chest!

Little Greg T falls down holding himself as M.A Anderson does a cut throat signal and lifts Little Greg T into the air! But all of a sudden, ARMBAR! ARMBAR! ARMBAR! Little Greg T locks in an armbar on M.A Anderson!

Amazing

Are you Peter Rosenberg?

No, I am Shlomo Goldsteinbergman. That's jewish enough to become a writer for a multi million company? Right?

Curtis is going places

Jayman, you and BDC should try out as OCW's first siamese twin wrestler.

It could work

Jewbags are very creative. They made up the holocaust!

Is it wrong that I fell out of my seat laughing to this?

Please tell me it's a place away from here.

U mad cause u bad?

Curtis seems PrettyCool.

Sometimes I have to question the sanity of anyone who frequents these forums (myself included)... I must be a masochist.

Yes I do think you could be a WWE writer.

Little Greg T?

well you did include "Bodies" by Drowning Pool, so yes.

It's in the WWE style, so yes. You'd probably have the best exposure writing for Bleacher Report, although that is less creative writing and more analytical writing. But BR can be a means of drawing attention to your writing portfolio outside BR by way of the blurb BR lets each writer display after his article. I'd suggest writing a bunch offline, registering a copy with the copyright office, and then posting live once the registration process has begun.

I just...... I mean, I don't even...... Ugh, I quit TPWW.

Curtis could make Ryder relevant again!

hollaback girl is the greatest wrestling theme ever

But do you think he could be a WWE writers?

Sure, if you're a Diva, or Rico.

exactly. it fits perfectly

Yes this is how I would do itt:

WWE.com releases a sudden report : WWE star Zach Ryder fired after "incident" at hotel.

They keep quiet for a while and then spread rumors online that Zach Ryder has been fired for sexual misconduct. Zach goes on YouTube and gives an interview where he says,

"You know, I am angry that WWE released me. Now, Rosa Mendes claimed that I raped her. But it wasn't rape! She never said no bro. It was totally not rape!"

Rosa Mendes then gives a tearful interfiew where she says that Zach Ryder forcd himself onto her while yelling "Woo Woo Woo" and she is no longer a virgin and that he should ROT IN HELL.

Zach is forgotten for a month or so, when Smackdown! opens up with Kaitlyn crying. Superstars rush to see why and she says that "Zach...Zach was here backstage. He told me about how he got fired and then...then he forced himself onto me! "

This continues for months with Zach Ryder constantly attacking divas and "raping" them but Zach always claims on his YouTube channel that it wasnt rape and that it was consentual sex.

Eventually WWE COO Triple H steps in and says enough is enough and he will put an end to zach ryder. Triple H walks out looking angry and grabs a microphone.

"Zachary...the time for games and fun is over. You've raped divas month after month. No, they never said yes, Zach. That's what Daniel Bryan says, but I don't see you trying to rape Daniel Bryan. Zach, I am going to find you. Then I will show you while I am the KING OF KINGS!"

HHH and Ryder then headline Wrestlemania in a match where "The King of Kings defends the virginity of the WWE against the rapist Zach Ryder"

:rofl: Thanks Curtis, I needed that.

Hahahahaha

yup.

I hate that I have loved this thread so much.

The quality of this trolling is just exquisite.