Smackdown SPOILERS - May 31st edition
 

1 - Kane pinned Seth Rollins following a chokeslam


2 - Roman Reigns defeated Daniel Bryan by DQ when Kane attacked Reigns. Team Hell No argued like bandits afterwards.


*Damian Sandow came out to the ring. He challenged anyone in the back to test their mental capabilities to his. Sheamus came down to participate in Sandow's series of mental challenges. Sheamus ended up cheating and then gave him a Brogue Kick out of nowhere. Sheamus climbed the ropes and posed for the crowd.


3 - Ryback pinned Kofi Kingston in a short squash. Ryback drove an ambulance out and then walked to the ring. Kofi made a brief offense but was given a Shellshocked and pinned. Ryback powerbombed Kofi thru 3 tables. Paramedics came down and took Kofi away on a stretcher. No 'X' sign was thrown, so it's likely this was a work.


4 - Big E Langston pinned Alberto Del Rio when AJ Lee raked Del Rio's eyes, allowing Langston to hit his finisher.


5 - Curtis Axel pinned Sin Cara in a squash match. Axel used the Perfect-Plex to obtain the 3 count.


*Backstage segment with Khali looking for Hornswoggle so he can help him find Kaitlyn's secret admirer. Hornswoggle ended up being in the men's restroom. Khali acted like the smell was so strong and he was going to pass out.


6 - Chris Jericho defeated Cody Rhodes by submission with the Walls of Jericho.


7 - Randy Orton defeated Dean Ambrose by DQ when The Shield interfered. Kane and Daniel Bryan ran down to make the save and chase The Shield off. Orton, Kane and Bryan raised their hands in the air and posed for the crowd to end the taping.

Ry fucking back!

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I love Sheamus' character right now.

People complain that his actions have been heelish lately. He's doing it against douchebag heels though. First he made Mark Henry look like a fool on multiple occasions. Kinda bullying the bully.

Now he's making a mockery of Sandow being a stuck up asshole and "bullying" him.

It makes Sheamus look like a badass and isn't typical paint-by-numbers face booking. I like it.

yes but should I tape this?

Not a fan of ADR and Langston trading wins back and forth though. I've made it clear how I feel about guys being booked as main eventers losing too much. It's dumb. It should be a huge deal when one of your top guys loses a match.

Depends. Got any blanks or would you have to tape over something?

No. You need a BetaMax for this shit Shisen.

Oh look, Shisen Kopf making the exact same joke he's made in every Smackdown spoilers thread for the last 10 years. Can't stop laughing!!!

would have to tape over my old VH1 Pop up Videos or Summerslam 2001

Let's see what the main event is. Might have to tape over SummerSlam 2001.

Rock vs Booker T

Wow that's the last summerslam I orderd

Hmm. Any Smashmouth, Sugar Ray or Spice Girls videos on the pop-up video VHS?

yep.

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SummerSlam 2001.

Record over it only if Fandango or Chris Jericho is in the main event on Smackdown.

Randy Orton was supposed to face dean ambrose

He hasn't posted the main event yet.

Full spoilers now posted!

I was pointing out that could be the me

And it is

Crazy to think how Baby Spice went from hot to not hot and Scary Spice went from hideous to hot.

Definitely tape

Well my friend, the floor is yours. Please leave us in stitches with your sly Mexican wit.

He's too busy listening to his faggy euro trash Daft Punk and their song "Juan more time"

Orton has never been us champ before has he? I think he's above it and wouldn't win it but a match with Ambrose at the ppv would be fresh...I still think it'll be Orton/sheamus for the tag belts though

SummerSlam's are fun to watch over. This is a debatable decision.

RACIST!

Is Ginger Spice still hot as fuck?

She's still pretty.

Picked up a new tape at the dollar store today. Def gonna think about taping it.

Is it 6 or 8 hours on EP?

8 hours on EP. Go big or go home.

You should record this in SP. I know it's a lot to "waste" but for a mediocre investment like this Smackdown, you want the best quality possible.

Geri is disgusting, come on El Bobbo. It's all about Posh and Baby spice.

Mel C's my homegirl though.

But how do you think Shisen should record Smackdown? SP or EP?

Yeah, let's get to serious business iginfest. Spice girls are so 1997. Videotaping rasslin is timeless.

One time I decided to record an "In Your House" on SP because it was only 2 hours long and I wanted it to be top quality. But then I got cocky and decided to record the Free For All as well forgetting that I was all set on SP. I learned a lesson when the tape cut off and started rewinding itself halfway through Diesel vs. Sid.