Sting is terrible
 

i cant be arsed backing this up but as my daughter would say he just is
and if you are in the uk and have challange tv the adverts he does are proof enough

Shut up. He is Awesome.

Mike Awesome was awesome.

Mike Awesome was alive too. But not anymore.

Zombie Mike Awesome would be awesome.

If Awesome Kong married Mike Awesome she'd be called Awesome Awesome.

Necro Awesome Awesome actually...and in kayfabe it would make sense because of Mike's "Fat Girl Thrilla" gimmick (ie. my real life gimmick).

If Kelly Kelly married Kevin Kelly she'd be Kelly Kelly Kelly. Or KKK for short.

Necro Butcher always made me laugh because he sucks.

Awesome Kong and Mike Awesome watching a Miz promo.

fuck u

Mike Awesome Zombie edition was probably a Russo idea at one point

This thread is awesome. Sting is awesome.

"Behold the Queen, The Queen of Queens!"

...and she proceeds to return and bury the Divas division she carries on her massive and entertaining breasts.

Main Event Mafia was awesome

Yessss

No she wouldn't. She'd just still be Kelly Kelly. A lateral move. Strategic.

First Poland, then Italy, Spain and France...then the world.

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OB69 (the only OB who will ever see a 69) is obviously high on something.

:foc:

The only Sting match I've seen since 2001 was that abomination with Jeff Hardy

I'd love if there was a stable with Sting, Mike Awesome, Awesome Kong, Necro Butcher, Kevin Kelly, and Kelly Kelly as valet.

This is fucking awesome.

http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2012...65c-s6-c30.jpg

That actually looks like alot of fun!

Imagine if Kelly Kelly had a baby and Kevin Kelly was the father. Hermaphrodite meets downs syndrome hot blonde

Not true, I know an OB who has 69'd loads of guys. She's a bit loose.

He was in the cult hit The Wrestler , where's YOUR Hollywood RWC?


Thought so.

lol

$.49/pound small electronics are awesome.

Sting's mannerisms have always been over the top and ADHD-like outside his silent period in 1997, but that campiness makes him an iconic character. I can't really fault him for using a limited move set at his age, so he's not much different than Hogan in those regards other than Sting uses extreme vocal inflection in his promos and his face paint somewhat masks his age. (The neck and hands are good indicators of age, though, so remember this when dating older women! lol)

I met Orson Scott Card and he's got a movie coming out.

I know right?

If Kelly Kelly actually agreed to return to the WWE, I could see them actually giving her that free reign. I mean look at how The Bellas have been treated since returning.

On a serious note (sorry to ruin the awesome comedic flow of this thread), I have never really followed Sting's career. Apparently he's been a great asset to TNA in landing them television and merchandising deals, etc. There's always that talk that it will be his last year before leaving for that one run in the WWE. Perhaps that talk is merely instigated by the IWC, but let's say that Sting were considering it -- realistically, the window for that opportunity isn't getting any wider.

Part of me is somewhat hopeful -- in a crazy, cooky sort of way -- that at WrestleMania XXX next year we may get Sting in a match at the event. I don't think it'll be Sting vs. Undertaker, though. Think about it: Why would Sting sign with the WWE just to lose a match to a guy he doesn't really know and become just a statistic and maybe get inducted into the Hall of Fame of a company he never worked for? Besides millions of dollars being instantly wired into his bank account, of course.

Let's say there was a top level star that wanted to work with Sting, though -- someone who is apparently a fan and respects the work he has done. Someone with a healthy sized ego and is no doubt going to be involved in a high-end match at WrestleMania XXX. Someone who could lose to Sting at WrestleMania and not be hurt in any way, especially considering his last WrestleMania match was a victory over a former UFC Heavyweight Champion.

Triple H vs. Sting would be a pretty big WrestleMania match. In some ways, Triple H embodies the WWE. He plays both a real life and on-air role as being involved in the working processes of the company. Triple H could sign Sting and do a big press conference and then make the challenge there and then. You don't need too much "story" behind the feud other than one icon wanting to prove he can beat the other. But there's also the possible connecting factor of Ric Flair -- who has deep histories with both men.

Triple H vs. Sting with Ric Flair as Special Guest Referee. There's a WrestleMania-level bout.

Vin Diesel is in movies. Doesn't mean he doesn't suck.

Same could be said about Michael Douglas.

Michael Douglas probably does a lot of sucking in that Liberace movie.