Ring Announcer fails Wellness Policy, hilarity ensues
 

From WWE.com

STAMFORD, Conn. – In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Jesús Rodríguez (Ricardo Rodriguez) for 30 days effect

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Well, not hilarity. Really Ricardo? I hope it wasn't for PEDs, cause he's wasting his time with those if he is.

Thought this was going to be about Roberts or Chimel. That would have been hilarious.

Chimel's clearly roiding his dick off

Tony Chimel failing for HGH would be tremendous.

Lilian Garcia shooting up

Roberts hittin' the juice

I bet The Fink used to juice his tits off

ADR should be managed by Zeb now :shifty:

being El Lokal (sp?) takes it out of you.

Is Michael Buffer available to fill in for Ricardo?

Juan Cena available?

Probably got busted for synthetic marijuana than anything roid related.

Del Rio's entrances are going to be a bit boring the next few weeks unless he does the announcing part himself but in a more cockier way than Ricardo does.

the pot

So, we've more idea what he keeps in that bucket.

Quaaludes: the forgotten drug. :'(

So now Rosa Mendes can create a stable worth Del Rio, Epico & Primo...

You mean Rosa Mendes isn't Del Rio in a wig?

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Lilian got caught on the horse tranquilizers? :shifty:

Hey Rock and Roll Buck Zumhofe. What do you think of this situation?

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"25 years ago I wrestled Rene Goulet to a 10 minutes draw at the St.Paul Civic Centre in Minnesota. It was a tremendous affair. Nick Bockwinkel fought Larry the Ax Hennig for the AWA Heavyweight Championship! Then after the show I stuck my cock into my two year old daughter. Rock and Roll!

Kayfabe, motherfucker, do you speak it???

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Whippets

Hunico, Camacho...

Yeah, gotta be the green

No Ricardo for a month? :(

Yet swagger hasn't had his official suspension yet?

Wasn't be just "injured"?

He was actually injured. And they never published a suspension even if he wants.

According to rumors, fat burner pills might be what caused him to get suspended.

Ricardo. :(

I love cocky heel personal announcer Ricardo, who tells top babyfaces to shut up because he is so confident in Alberto Del Rio's greatness that he knows he is protected.

I wonder if he got told to lose weight and that led to the use of Fat Burners.

Ricardo got Masters'd

Have we forgotten Regal? He wasn't exactlty carved out of bronze, and that was one of his downfalls. While Ricardo hasn't really done anything on main roster WWE TV, you have to remember he is still technically an in-ring talent.



Highly likely. Ricardo should be added to that list in the "who has the wellness policy failed" thread.

Well, he violated the main tenet: don't get caught.