Bike thread *****mods sticky this thread******
 

This is the OFFICIAL Bike thread of tpww. This is for discussing all things bikes and how to use mma moves if someone tries to steal your bike.

Do you suggest a rear naked coke or a Kimura? I think Kimura might be better that way they won't be able to ride a bike again.

I don't have a bike anymore but if I did I'm sure it would be stolen.

I think the best way to stop a bike thief is to throw a brick at him. And if you did have a bike there is a 58.3638% your bike would be stolen.

But then he will get his cousins to shoot me :(

Still hasn't been stickied. Come on mods do your job.

I'm sure Juan has something to do with this (he is a bully you know).

Stickied so hard you cant open it