The "If *NOC SPOILER* I'm not watching again until Cena comes back" Raw thread for 9/16
 

The spoiler being "if Bryan is stripped of the title" because, quite frankly, the idea of the authoritah figures stripping a champion they just don't like totally shits all over the entire Austin/McMahon feud and makes the entire idea of a face struggle for the title pointless.

Also MOTHERFUCKING DUSTY RHODES.

Best Dusty moment EVARZ:

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Wow, WWE.com is showing Bryan's custom "YES YES YES" side-plates. If this is a quick swerve they're going all-out.

Where the fuck is everybody. I AM THE FACE OF TPWW DAMMIT.

You might even call it a Dusty Finish.

Isn't a simple explanation for the fast count just that Armstrong was still dazed from earlier?

Hah! "They got us, Daniel." I'm loving this! lol

This is gay as hell.

Hey, at least he's "no longer" champion. That means he's still a 2-time champion, right?

so the title is held up? :wtf:

:foc:

I did not see this coming :)

Shawn? Hmm

He was the referee in the Punk/Undertaker screwjob a few years ago, wasn't he?

:lol: at the ref

By the way guys, Season 12 of TPWW Survivor is posted.

Vintage Armstrong

I want to see the new custom side plates for Daniel Bryan.

Saw this coming from a mile away. Maybe will go all Battle Royal for the Title.

Bah Gawd HHH is a evil bastard!

NOT THIS WAY!

Atleast his second reign as WWE Champion was longer than his first.

Well at least the laying out from an RKO was at the start of Raw this week.

I'm interested to see what Armstrong's role in this is. Obviously he wasn't ACTUALLY paid off by Bryan to fast count. So... was he instructed to pretend it was all a conspiracy between him and Bryan to fuck with Bryan? If that's the case, why would they not just fast count Bryan instead to keep the title off of Bryan to begin with?

So confusing. lol

Randy's Socks!

Randy's Socks!

7 more beatdowns to go.

Something something texted himself.

At this point Daniel Bryan is basically Hugh Jackman in X-Men 3. Giving a consistently mind-blowingly good performance in the midst of an absolutely retarded story.
If this hasn't in some way worked itself out by the end of the show I will be making good on the titular threat.

Kevin Nash thwarts another vanilla midget's title reign!

Kind of hoping this leads to a 14-man single night tournament, ala Survivor Suries: Deadly Game at BATTLEGROUND

The obvious route is that the evil regime has threatened to fire him if he refuses to go along with this.

So you can't even stick to your own promise of 19 minutes ago Tedious?

No merose.

Damn, Stephanie just walked away with Orton's balls.

Orton should have DDT'd Steph right there