TNA Bound For Glory 2013 thread
 

Um, we should probably have one.

Ultimate X match was ok. Not terrible, Not great, just ok.

Wish Aries would have won.

Segment w/ Abyss felt like a tv angle.

Damn. Jessie Godderz & Robbie E. are the new tag team champs.

Very strange.

Nope.

Kurt Angle comes out to announce he isn't accepting his HOF spot.

Lol.

Derrick Batemen, er, Ethan ready to debut.

Gail Kim might have just had a vaginal slip.

ODB hitting her own breasts every 5 seconds is weird.

Gail Kim wins when some woman who looks like Tamina but isn't Tamina beats up Brooke and ODB.

Not a very good match.

Who needs to watch the thing when I have this thread

Kurt Angle v Bobby Roode was good, much better than everything else so far.

I'm glad Bobby Roode won. How he won is kind of 'wtf' TNA booking. Kurt Angle knocked himself out by giving Bobby Roode an Angle Slam.

Angle in full control does risky desperate move and loses when he knocks himself out LOL TNA.

Ethan Carter III (Derick Bateman) making his debut.

Kind of like his theme music. Always liked Bateman so hoping they can use him right.

...he is facing some 120 lb dude named 'Norv Ferman'.

TNA, sigh.

And the crowd could care less.

EC3... well I must say he's bigger than I expected. Little surprised WWE dropped him with a look and physic like that. His theme music is kinda neat I will say that.

Sting vs Magnus will hopefully deliver. Most of this PPV has been meh at best.

Stable mates fighting cause one is a loser and can't win and now he's fighting a hall of famer. This makes sense.

In wrestling logic it does. Magnus was hailed as the future and his losses have been mostly due to interference by Bad Influence. Sting believes in him and wants to give him a shot to prove himself against a living legend to relive the whole Sting/Flair thing. Not saying it's really logical in real world terms, but it makes about as much sense as Bigshow being able to punch the CEO and the General Manager of RAW while unemployed without being arrested.

Sting with the most gingerly Scorpion Death Lock I have ever seen.

Magnus wins by submission.

Sting tapped out to the Scorpion Death Lock (some version of it).

I have a feeling that Magnus will let this go to his head now and think he's god's gift to wrestling only for Sting to tell him that he let him win after the Brit turns heel.

This was underwhelming to say the least...

I can tell by this thread TNA is going to have a massive buyrate for this show.

Garret Bischoff tries to interfere.

Changes his mind and goes to the back.

Bubba mocking Hulk Hogan now.

Holy Shit AJ's chest is bruised after all those slaps from Bubba Ray.

That dude who used to be Festus runs down and chokeslams AJ.

AJ kicks out.

I guess you don't know who he is.

He's Bully Ray. Who is Bubba Ray?

I'm just dropping by to wish everybody good luck. We're all counting on you.

I guess TNA guys have to be ring crew now too.

AJ styles missed a 450 splash onto a table at ringside. Nasty looking bump.

Bully Ray just cut up the ring apron again.

This reminds me of the last TNA show I watched, Slammiversary.

Oh good, Dixie Carter has come down to ring side.

Dixie Carter telling Earl Hebner if he does a 3 count on Bully he will be fired.

This is stupid.

Tenay stole cadence.

AJ hits a spiral sault and Earl makes the three count anyways.

Dixie looks constipated.

AJ celebrates.

Not a very good ppv.

The whole main-event felt like a low-rent version of MITB 2011.

Why was Chris Sabin made TNA HW champion only to lose it in his first defense?

I didn't know about this going on, you r u r I am I am

To give him something to bitch about for his heel turn. Both title changes (Bully-Sabin-Bully) were on free TV so none of them mattered.

Slik is being kind to the terminally ill TNA. I didn't have a chance to watch, but this thread makes Bound-for-the-Gloryhole 2013 sound like a decent PPV. :)