Hey Gertner could u outwrestle Brian Lawler?
 

Could u defeat him in a rasslin match?

I think Gertner could.

neither would last against ruthless robbie lawler

With my wit and cunning I would easily defeat Brian Lawler and then slap Robbie Lawler because he's a vanilla midget.

There's no doubt about that, so the real question is: Would Gertner anally rape Mr. Lawler?

Which? Brian, Robbie, or Jerry?

I'm referring to Brian. Gertner the Great probably wouldn't let Robbie wrestle him, and Jerry would buy Gertner a round of beers.

The question is: Molson or Canadian Ice?

It would all end with a clothes hanger, it always does with Gertner.

I used to prefer Grand Master Sexay to Scotty 2 Hotty for a brief period of time. How wrong could I have been?

I used to prefer your mom over your sister.

I wonder who would win if things were different, u know.

Like if Gertner was half-man, half-antelope and Brian Lawler had a mechanical fist.

I fail to see how I'd lose under any circumstances.

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this is a trick question.

who's booked to win?

I'm a shooter, I'd make Vince ring the fucking bell

It's pretty clear that Gertner wins.