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Idea to repackage the Ryback
Rename him 'The Spaghetti Wharehouse'
Play up that he is always eating, always. Air vignettes of him eating spaghetti then turning psycho and stabbing his plate, rocking back and forth in his chair. He can come to the ring dressed as a bloody chef (he can even use the meathook clothesline still). Give him a valet from NXT, like Shaul Guerrero. After she removes his apron once he is in the ring, he turns psycho. The Spaghetti Wharehouse. |
This is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever read.
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The internet killed pro wrestling.
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Here is my idea
Ryback is walking in the back where he runs into Wade Barrett. Wade casually greets him by saying "Hey Skip!" . Ryback stops and his eyes become wide as he has a flashback with "Hey Skip!" echoing in the background. He remembers the time he spent in FCW, NXT (season one) and the Nexus stable. He then remembers getting injured and how Vince McMahon and his henchmen tied him to an operation table, juicing him up, sending him into a state of amnesia and waking him up with a new identity.
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I can't find that FCW video where he came out with a damn toilet paper stuck in his trunks.
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Nah call him Da Rizzybak and give home slice a wigger gimmick. Then I'll have a super heel I'll hate.
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that is enough internet for today.
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I'm all for a good laugh on TPWW. I don't mind "joke" threads at all because I've made a few.
Anyway, I think WWE should milk the whole "Ryback regressing" thing and make it an angle that results in Ryback throwing childish temper tantrums with Paul Heyman needing to calm and coddle him like an overgrown child, maybe bribe him with food or something. :) |
Have him team up with Christian and they could both throw tantrums.
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Bring back a variation of HLA with Heyman and Ryback.
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Team with Zeb + Rename Dryback = Profit
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Wharehouse
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Make ol Skip have a gimmick of a misanthropic stand up comedian and call him Wryback.
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He could open a deli and go by Ryeback.
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They should have him enter a teleport pod with a fly, which then goes wrong and he becomes half fly half Ryback and is thus renamed...
Ryback The Fly!!! |
He can dress really nice all the time and be called TieBack.
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Have him eat nothing but apple and cherry pies and call him USA #1 Pieback
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Dress him like Raphael and call him SaiBack.
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Or he can just be perpetually exasperated. SighBack.
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Repackage him as guy fired and never seen again.
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Oh, you!
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Make him a roguish detective, slyback
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How about having him be a future version of himself who has traveled back in time to kill WWE's booking team and stop the huge failure to capitalize on Ryback's once ridiculous overness?
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Marty McFlyback
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Put him in a tag team with Queen Latifah and call them U.N.I.T.Yback.
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Just have an injury angle and turn him face
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Or that.
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Make him a luchador
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Have him take naps during his matches. Lieback.
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Have him escorted by Orlando Jordan and some skank... BiBack
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He's a jobber to the stars.
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