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Predicition: Marty Jannetty doesnt make it through 2014
Just watched Breaking Kayfabe Marty Jannetty and holy fuck. He fidgets the entire time, rambles, looks like complete shit and you can barely make out what he's saying. Like Jake Roberts bad. I almost feel bad buying it. I don't know how Sean Oliver released this and didn't feel like garbage. He's definitely taking a shitload of painkillers for his ankles.
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Lol I gotta see that. Sounds hilarious.
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Lol it's not even "haha drunk/drugged funny". It's "holy fuck, this guy is a talking corpse."
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remember when he got re-hired by the E for like a day. Fuck, such an asshole, can't get his shit together. Pretty sad.
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Here's the trailer for the DVD
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Is he saying "don't tell anybody" at :59?
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You ghouls.
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You telling me I'm off on this?
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I did see an interview with him a couple years ago where he was the same, if not worse than this. So maybe he's got a chance to live through taking ghastly amounts of drugs.
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He "still had it" when he made that comeback a few years ago during that Vince-HBK storyline. Sad he didn't get to make a second career out of it.
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I wasn't being mean. I bought the DVD and the guy could barely put a sentence together. He needs ankle surgery which he said will cost $60,000, plus recovery time and he can't afford it, so he has to take massive amounts of pain pills. He posted on his facebook a couple of days ago that he recently started drinking rubbing alcohol. Dude ain't gonna make it.
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Check out his facebook page. It's almost pathetic.
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Rubbing alcohol, huh? Gonna try that right now.
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Does he mix it or drink it straight? Pretty unnecessarily mean of Gertner to not give me this information.
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Lol mixes it
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Aah. That's what I was doing wrong.
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He should really start drinking hand sanitizer. Some of those are scented and he could pretend it's a wine cooler.
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My mate used to drink aftershave so not sure if that leaves Marty something to aim for or he's passed that stage.
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The fuck.....
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Huh, I guess we'll bet on the spread in terms of weeks prior to January 1, 2014 now. :|
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My. Damian Sandow prediction from this past Spring came true this past week, so I'm on a hot streak
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Gertner said "won't make it through 2014" not "make it to 2014". That's a whole other 52 weeks to add to the spread.
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August 5th 2014
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Gonna make the official RIP Janetty thread
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Saw Breaking Kayfabe .... 2013 not a good year for Marty.
So I guess there is a footrace for the grave between: Marty, Jim "The Anvil, Lex Luger, and Jake Roberts .... |
That fucking bastard Shawn Michaels ruined everything.
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Luger looks to be doing well. Saw the Timeline 93 and he looks ten times better.
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I wouldn't say he looks like death, but he's certainly sounded better. He seems aware enough to know that sometimes he mumbles too much, and looks frustrated by it.
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lol Bret Hart/Harry Redknapp bastard child |
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the thick Southern accent makes it sound worse than it should....
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I hope yr wrong, I liked Marty's short lived return...I wish he would have stuck around and became a trainers
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