Champion of the Wrestling Forum - Quarter Finals - Thread Title Held in Abeyance Pending Lawsuit
 

SPECIAL GRUDGE MATCH EDITION
They asked and pleaded for it so fuck it, these 2 were not drawn out of a hat, but will go head to head, toe to toe and boner to boner.

Gertner V NoJabbaNoBogRoll


I know that it's a break from tradition for this wonderful tournament, but I fail to give a shit. <s>PM owenbrown if you don't like it using the subject title "Bolivian Cock To Pleasure"</s> Damn lawsuits restricting my creativity.

As for the rest of the, uh, "competitors" for the king of the muties:

Iginfest V Smelly Meatball
whiteyford V Lock Jaw
Poit V Heisenberg

Sorry lads, there are no easy matchups anymore

Hey I read that top part and did not appreciate your suggestion, no matter how polite it may have been.

Me 2 :(

I once again did not look at the choices before voting #America

No one should vote for Iginfest (he is a no good dirty rotten cheater who doesn't even post in this forum.)

That's completely slanderous. I do so post in this forum.

I am the man that has brought legitimacy to drop kicks and other assorted finishers.

Poit, we are good friends, no doubt, but this round we must put our friendship aside for a battle.

Two men enter, one man dies.










And Stuff

Poit will probably kill me off anyways, then I can finally leave this place a defeated, rotting carcass of an existence, destined to move on to another platform of wrestling talk.

Could you imagine being locked away in a tomb only to resurface hundreds of years later and discover that ppl communicate via grappling and mic talk?

Let's just make Poit the Queen of the Forum and call this quits, no?

No, we must settle this, he must go through me and it will complete my death sequence from this forum, this must happen

I remember that one time we did a podcast together and Poit bought someone to come over to my house and throw an Appletini in my fuckin' face.

Mad heel heat

Iginfest voting for himself in the last round makes it hard to vote for him again, but I'm a forgiving person.

Give me dropkicks or give me death!

It's been a tremendous run, ***insert memories package***

A poster who comments on every thread with wonderful insight, posts thought provoking threads, bring up interesting tidbits from the past, or a poster who does nothing but posts podcasts and doesn't contribute in any way.

Btw I have a podcast in the works.

The PULSE of TPWW: Gertner

Oh and who posted the Matt Striker shoot. Exactly. Your best friend Gertner.

Agreed

you really do know what you're talking about and contribute greatly to the wrestling forums.

I'm not saying that just because you and I are putting together our own podcast either.

don't worry jabs it won't be competition to your show as we'll be discussing the past with the various wrestling territories.

Killing you with kindness. :kiss:

The card so far, storyline-wise:

Hey now. Just earlier this very day I watched a video Hasney posted.

Ugggh.

Think that's been my stance in every round though.

Heisenberg, you're the one who asked for that stipulation. I'm not responsible for what may happen to you when we get in the ring.

Poit as Champion of the Wrestling Forum is what's best for business.

I don't wish ill will on you, I wished that on myself.



Tune in 8/7 CT to find out

I like whiteyford. I think he's a good poster. But my avatar's eye lasers will definitely make orphans of his avatar dinosaur's children.

Show the last time I've done that. Go right ahead.

Lock Jaws avatar couldn't pass a piss test, say no to drugs, say yes to adorable dinosaurs.

If y'all like big ole titties gimme a hell yeah!!!

Wrestling reference.

Vote for me.

A vote against me is a vote for spitting on Shark Boy, damn them!!!

Don't sharks need moisture? Isn't it a kindness to spit on Shark Boy?

A vote for Poit is a vote for the continued survival of Shark Boy.

Your logic isn't needed when dancing with me, I remember when Tatanka was on that undefeated streak and I remember my neighbor choking on a steak back in California around that time.

I think Tatanka had something to do with it. I miss California because of it.

My dear Heisenberg, logic is my weapon of choice. If you try to use illogic on me, you're doomed to failure.

As a side note, I love the utter disdain with which Hasney is running this.

I've been to Knott's Fuckin' Berry Farm more than anyone I know, I once ate Ice Cream with the Devil.

I've been in hardcore matches, ERAG matches, I even put myself through a table.

Follow the dropkicks

Heisenberg used non sequitur!

It's not very effective...