Champion of the Wrestling Forum - Semi Finals - Semi Describes My State Of Arousal When owenbrown Gets Upset
 

I'm going to make this quick, because it feels like someone stabbed me in my kidney overnight. I swear to christ if I pass a stone, I will fire it on owenbrowns chest like a penile cleveland steamer. Let's get to it.



Gertner V Poit in a battle to eliminate the last of the podcast crew


Lock Jaw V Iginfest in some kind of battle that clearly doesn't need a subtitle or I would think of one you enormous fucktard.

IF you love Nashvember then you love Gertner.

Please don't let owenbrown's racism cloud your judgement TPWW. Plus, owenbrown will be forced to do my bidding in the wrestling forum as your king.

Can't say anything bad about Poit. I like Poit.


What do you think Dr. Kevin Nash?


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"My diagnosis: a bad day for Poit".

Seriously, owen might blow up the forum if I win lol

The poll title doesn't even make sense. Fuck my kidney.

Decisive choice making early.

That reads like a bad anime translation.

Lock Jaw WWin

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Poit reportedly messaged Triple A to unstick the Nashvember thread.

Voted Iginfest for his tireless efforts to rid the forum of CM Punk gifs and terrible memes.

Hasney, I thought I had a stone. Turns out it was cancer. Good luck mate.

Iggy is very determined. I expect swift justice.

He's a tyrant is what he is. And scouse.

Through this contest I've realised that a former tag team partner of mine, whiteyford, has stabbed me in the back. It's emotionally jarring to say the least. I need the support of all my fellow TPWW posters to get through this.

Jeeze, kick a guy when he's down during the most holy of months.


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Iggy, that isn't the work of a wrestling forum champion.

Be like Frank Lampard. Be a champ.

My apologies good people of TPWW. I'm not one to make excuses, however I heard the cries of a wounded puppy I had to attend to and nurse to health.

That Punk gif mocked me for a good 12 minutes. I sent out the Bat signal, but where was my superhero?

This Chris Hamrick gif will cheer me up

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confederate currency nooooooo

I'm Shawn, you're Marty.

Now whitey has stabbed him in the back and the gut.

Dirty pool.

A vote for Poit is a vote for reason and integrity.

A vote for Gertner is a vote for baseless accusations like this:

A vote for Gertner is a vote for a delusional man who believes becoming Champion of the Wrestling Forum would somehow elevate him to the level of King.

Make the right decision. Vote for Poit. http://media.ign.com/boardfaces/42.gif

A vote for Iginfest is a vote for dressing up as Billy Gunn

No easy feat here, the journey to the top has been a wild ride for all involved. The Champion will face many obstacles before and after their belt has been handed to them.

I voted for my boy, Poit. But I do appreciate Gertner here. My original diagnoses of him being a contrarian troll does seem to be a bit off base. Not that he doesn't troll or disagree just for the sake of disagreeing sometimes, but there is more to the chap than that. Lately he has been a rather thoughtful contributor. Not only a thoughtful contributor, but an upper teir thoughtful contributor. If he would stop trolling completely, he could take the internet by storm.

Since I've done a bit to put over Gertner, it is only fair that I state a few good things about my amigo Poit. You will never find a more generous, happy, caring friend than my man Poit. Usually when you first meet somebody from the internet there is a bit of an odd transition but we were friends pretty much right off the bat. In the wrestling forum, he is the voice of reason. It is very easy to get caught up in absolutely loving something or absolutely hating something but Poit genuinely does weigh both sides of an argument intently before stating an opinion on it (something many of us have problems with.) he filled in on the podcast a couple of times and he melded so well that we had to offer him a permanent seat. Love him.

Poit, I love you. But if Gertner wins, owenbrown may really quit forever and that would be good for business.

It hurt my heart to vote against Lock Jaw, but Iggy has been on a roll lately cleaning up the muck.

screech, we all know and acknowledge the quality bestowed this round, my LJ vote is from us, your Iggy is from us. There, settled.

It seems 12 people want to continue pushing the same old John Cena (Lockjaw) to the top instead of finally letting that exciting young buck Daniel Bryan (Iginfest) break through te glass ceiling.

Hey, I already did that analogy.

#Gorm

If Iginfest doesn't beat lockjaw I'm gonna be like:

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I voted Lockjaw because he's more tolerant of memes. I can imagine Iggy tying a meme to the back of a <del>pickup truck</del> lorry and dragging it across the <del>Liverpool</del> Liverpudian countryside. :|

I'm gonna hold off my votes and make my choices based entirely on the campaigning I see over the next two days. Make it good, fellows.

Did you have a Bob Backlund authorized gif in your post like I did? I think not.

Don't vote for Ignifest he hates the Simpsons. He must be a communist.

I have nothing against The Simpsons