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Stairway to Nash match. Climb the ladder, free Big Kev and use him to your advantage. Then pick his brain for immaculate male grooming tips and a scholar-esque lesson in wine tasting.
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Tag team tables elimination match (done at RR 2000 but should be done more often) By the by, why hasn't WWF/E tried a dog collar match? |
I remember doing 40-man first blood royal rumbles in WWF No Mercy for N64. Always thought that'd be an interesting battle royal concept especially in a "stable war" type storyline.
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Reverse First Blood match.
First man to climb the ladder, retrieve the 1st Aid Kid, and cover their wound wins. |
The Kevin Nash Lawndart Invitational - competitors take turns launching Rey Mysterio at a t.b.d piece of apparatus set up in the ring. Competitors score points for height, distance and form (judged by Big Kev obvs) The winner gets the honour of playing the Shawn Michaels role in the jumping high-five gimmick.
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The Ultimate Challenge
The first man to take 2 pedigrees and stand up within 10 seconds wins immortality and $100,000,000,000.00 |
Nashvember Rain. It's a wrestling match on a piano at a wedding. Cut to random intermittent shots of Scott Hall stumbling around outside a church in the desert.
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Falls Count Somewhere match. Where? Only the ref knows.
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The Kevin Nash Invitational Winery Brawl For All
10 competitors are trapped inside a vineyard shaped like a maze. The first man to fill a box of wine with their opponent's blood wins. |
One Out of Two Falls Match
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The Vince McMahon Grapefruit Challenge sponsored by Dole.
It is a 50 man battle royal in which the ring is dangling above a giant juicer machine. You throw your opponents over the top rope and both sets of limbs must touch the blades. |
Ocean Spray Cranberry Battle Royale
100 men compete inside one of those cranberry lake thingys. The match is over once 99 men have been eliminated via drowning. The lone survivor gets a lifetime supply of cranberry sauce. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...im_Ernten.jpeg |
A ladder on a burning table with the belt wrapped in barb wire
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that is a worse suggestion than Kennel from Hell
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Reverse Inferno Match
Both men are set on fire. The first man to pin their opponent gets access to 3 vats: 1 of water, 1 of gasoline, and 1 of whale sperm. The match ends when either one man dies or finally stops the flames from consuming his flesh. |
Rave Match
It is a Triple Threat Tag Team match in which all of the competitors are given ecstasy, the arena is filled with foam, the crowd is given an assortment of glowsticks to throw at the competitors, and multi-color strobelights are the only source of light in the arena. The match ends when one team has sex with another and makes them "tap out". |
<font color=goldenrod>Beat the Clock Challenge: Nash Style
Kevin Nash just continually Jackknife Powerbombs a wrestler over and over until they are rendered unconscious or cannot answer the 10 count. Once the pace is set the goal is to actually outlast the times of the other competitors. Winner gets an autographed Polaroid from Nash and a future World Heavyweight Title match.</font> |
Nashvember to Nashmember.
The first man to make Nash laugh wins a can of orange marmalade. |
Win by Pinfall or kicking out of your opponent's pinfall finisher.
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Interpretive Dance Match
Tag Teams recreate the epic Goldberg/Nash match from Starrcade 98. Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and Larry Zbyszko score the teams on a 30 point scale (Nash - 15 pts, Hall - 10pts, Larry - 5 pts) and the winning team gets an autographed copy of the NASH comic book and a poster size copy of this iconic panel: http://www.gumgod.com/images/derek_nash3.jpg |
Kevin Nash's Penis Match
http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/...vone%20wcw.png First one to make white goo come out of their opponent's arm wins. |
Reverse Bra and Panties match?
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"Cooter" Match
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Kevin Nash pictionary.
Scott Hall will tell the wrestler what to draw and they will have 30 seconds to draw it and then Kevin Nash will have to guess what was drawn. Nash will begin every guess with "I know it's not money! wakka wakka wakka!" |
Royal Scepter Match
First man to let Kevin Nash fuck his woman wins. |
Holds-barred match-you may only strike your opponent, all holds are barred.
Disqualification match-The only way to win this contest is to be disqualified... |
Has there ever been a Countout Match? Like a Last Man Standing match, but just a different 10-count.
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A count-in match? Or possibly a 30-man, between the middle and bottom ropes battle royal? |
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Only problem is that LMS matches can be very tedious if they do too many "OMG! HE'S UP AT 9!!!" or double KOs. |
Super Smash Box Office Hit Monkey Movie Parking Lot Match- Both Superstars have to be on set of either Superstar's B-movie and preferably by the trailers in the parking lot. Winner has to finish out the crappy movie and loser has to buy 15 copies of the DVD at a Wal-Mart of the winner's choosing.
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Ten Team Mystery Scramble Battle Royal:
20 man over-the-top rope battle royal. You have a partner, but you don't know who it is. If your partner is eliminated, so are you. |
Chris Jericho Armbar Invitational:
The only allowable offense are arm-related holds |
Vince McMahon Glass Ceiling Ladder Match:
First man to climb the ladder and break through the glass ceiling over the ring gets a poorly booked main event run, is then immediately blamed for the slush ratings and jobbed to midcard |
Botchamania Iron Man Match:
Sabu and Sin Cara, no holds barred. Whoever botches the most spots in a 60 minute time period wins. |
How about a match where you have to run through dozens and dozens of WWE writers and management just to get in the ring. Like the match starts at the entrance way and however much time you get to wrestle in the ring depends on how quickly you get through the crowd of people in your way.
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Haystacks Calhoun Match: Have mounds of hay piled up throughout the stage and arena with the title in one of the mounds, and the first wrestler who finds the title and brings it back to the ring becomes champion.
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Pyramid Match: Two wrestlers wrestle inside a pyramid, and the winner is the guy who puts the other wrestler inside one of those Egyptian caskets/tombs. It has to be the right tomb though, there will be more than one casket inside the pyramid, and if you open the wrong one some low card wrestler will come out of it and attack you.
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Monster Bash: Just a regular lumberjack match, but all of the lumberjacks are dressed up as Frankenstein, mummies, Dracula etc.
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