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WWE Wellness Policy changes now includes removing strikes and new exemptions
According to PWInsider and others, the WWE quietly made several big changes to the Wellness Policy that's only been found out recently.
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Who's willing to bet that John Cena pissed hot?
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I focused on the booze part.... you're telling a bunch of giant humans (for the most part) that after a show they can't go and have a budweiser somewhere?
Or are they talking about drinking prior to events, which makes sense... other than that, it seems ludicrous. |
I'm guessing a "positive test for Alcohol" is administered by law enforcement.
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excellent, guessing there'll be a lot of "Therapeutic Use Exceptions". Bring on the hosses!
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Isn't this just like before welness when you could go to a doc and get a prescription for steroids?
This is what MMA guys get for TRT I think |
Kahli needs to take TRT then be lightening quick and do Jean Claude Van Damme roundhouse kicks
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Seemed crazy to me at first! |
July was when Orton won the title right?
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SummerSlam. August.
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I find it funny that after going through that program, a guy can request to have one of his strikes removed. At that point you're literally admitting that there's a chance you could get caught again. Wouldn't seem suspicious at all...
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That's called "planning ahead".
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Or you're protecting yourself, in case you take something in the future that has a banned ingredient, unknowingly.
I don't know how likely that is with WWE's rules, but it happens a lot in other sports, legitimately or otherwise. |
You know the TUE was made for RVD.
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The Redemption Program was made for Randy Orton, so it's fair enough.
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lol. I wish Orton acted like that all the time when he was a face.
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Wanted to find a better Randy Orton celebration gif, but I'm happy with the result.
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fuck TPWW
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So much respect for that guy, he is the real |
Wanted to make a post about this yesterday. Let's see Rey/Orton/Cena roll back some strikes!
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Cena didn't use a fake penis, he used a fake Cena
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I've long held firm that certain stars pissed under other performer's names.
That's when Wellness was believed to be "legit," and not the open farce it is now. |
and what made you think this exactly Detective Columbo?
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The fact that, outside of Orton and Mysterio, no top guy was ever busted. Even then, neither were on top when they were busted. And many of the folks busted were random people.
It was nothing more than a conspiracy theory. But the Wellness Policy was a joke before. It's now just pointless bullshit. |
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Batista never failed Wellness, he suffered several torn Bicep and Tricep muscles (both tend to happen frequently with guys who juice). I should also note that Batista was in the Signature Pharmacy list that caused suspensions for 10 guys. He wasn't suspended.
Cena, again, never failed Wellness. He suffered a torn Pec (another injury common with guys who juice), and the guy heals faster than Wolverine. Maybe it's coincidence. But, that would cause me to forget what business this is, what company we're talking about, and what Vince McMahon was on trial for in the '90s. I mean, it's entirely possible that both guys pissed clean each and every time due to not being on anything. It's almost as likely as my claim that they were pissing and telling the doctors their name was "Dolph Ziggler" or some other low card fall guy. In all honesty, it's probably a case where the John Cenas and Batistas and Triple Hs were told a couple weeks before hand when the test was going to be, so they cycled off to avoid the tag. This is a company that suspended Chris Masters for steroids. He got off them, came back leaner, and was jobbed until he returned to the juice. |
...that trial he was found not guilty in?
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The same trial that featured Hulk Hogan telling Jurists he never used steroids, after telling several news agencies he did.
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Under Oath > On TV
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