CM Punk announces on twitter he shit himself
 

CM Punk apparently needs a 'shield' when rasslin'...

Pretty certain he's having a good laugh at people who are RT it.

This match ended up a stinker, just like WWE in the past 6 weeks.

Kind of want to pay attention to Ambrose's facial expressions during this match now.

:lol:

Sometimes I want to gay marriage dronepool.

Probably would be too much stage makeup involved though.

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Good thing Punk has that "creative control" clause or he'd be in hot water right now.

I thought fecal humor was Cena's thing, but Punk doesn't want it to be monopolized. :roll:

Just trying to fit in with Cena and Stone Cold

Sid

Skid.

Gentlemen, I've got some good news, and some bad news.

The good news is CM Punk managed to keep his shit in his pants during his match

The bad news is, Kaitlyn missed her 3rd lunch and ate CM Punk's trunks.

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Another example of why I don't get why people get so offended over the whole Sid story. At this point I've heard Cena, Austin, Hogan, Punk, and Michael Hayes all admit to having done it. So what the fuck.

If you think about how much they wrestle, all the shitty food they have to eat late at night, and the realities of poop...it is amazing a wrestler hasn't covered the ring in shit.

Clearly you haven't seen Nikki Bella wrestle


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hahaha thats an image... however, do travelling businessmen who are on the road eating shitty food crap all over the conference room? The wrestlers have enough control over their poopy pants I think.

It's a bit easier to squeeze your cheeks sitting in a board room than it is taking bumps.

...especially if you get the ultra-watery shits that manage to seep their way out of your asshole no matter how hard you clinch.

Isn't there a story of Andre the Giant taking a Giant shart all over Bad News Brown, something involving that running corner hip attack spot he was fond of? :-\

lol Bad News Brown.

Ripped off my gimmick.

Seriously though, I usually have to make a mad dash to the bathroom after 10 minutes running on the treadmill. Can't imagine having to artistic combat and having to.

An average match in WWE last what? 4-5 minutes? Plus a couple for entrances and a few for exits? Let's say ten minutes from curtain to curtain on average. Is it really that impressive that a bunch of grown men can control their bowels for less time than it takes to watch an episode of Robot Chicken?

I get their on the road a lot, but it's not like these guys are making late night Taco Bell runs. They're job is 10 minutes a day being a wrestler, and 23 hours a day maintaining their bodies. Hell Baseball players are on the road just as much, and they spend even longer stretches of time out in right field or wherever.

I know taking a bump can be jarring, and comes with more physical exertion than your average activity, but common, if you can't predict a poo more than a couple minutes before you head out there, you are in trouble.

I'm just saying, if I got the squirts, pro wrestling is the last activity I would want to be performing. I assume none of them are talking about having a prairie dog accidentally leave its den and start scurrying around the plains.

CM Dump

Chicago Made Dump
Cookie Monster Dump

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I really enjoyed the match, for the record. Didn't see any noticeable poop.

a bit trickled down his leg tho

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Lie, Cheat and cover in Doo-Doo

Hot brown water...

Err...is that really supposed to be poop?

You have to suspend belief.

Did you watch the SAW movies and ask "Is that really supposed to be a rusty saw going at 100mph going through that man's rib cage?"

Right.