Absolute CHAOS backstage at RAW
 

CHAOS backstage at RAW:

Was this before or after they were all doing Spinnaroonies?

Spinnaroonies make everyone happy!

CM Punk did the spinaroonie in his underwear. Very tiny black bikini underwear. Not sure why he took his trunks off or where they went.

I saw the vid before it was taken down. Steph started giggling uncontrollably and then Punk ran over and hugged her.

Hahaha a report that comes very close to my reports of Vincent K McMahon kicking over a bin

"It was completely out of control near the gorilla position"

:rofl:

This doghouse of his is amazing.

I can only assume The Doghouse is a male strip club

So Vince is pissed at the best segment he's had on any of his Television shows in a very long time? Can't see where they would be sucking at life right now for the most part. Throw another comedy segment out there, Vince.

That last segment was BY FAR the most entertaining thing they did on the show or have done in months.

Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail, and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb, but refuse. They cling to the realm, or love, or the gods…illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is. But they’ll never know this. Not until it’s too late.

forgot smackdown used to be on the cw.

it's on the internet so it must be true

Newziest Newz that's ever been Newzed up.

Don't believe a fucking word of that.

Daniel Bryan has been consistently over in almost every location the WWE has gone. They'll be in Dogpiss, Texas and the fans will still be chanting for him. The night after Survivor Series, John Cena confronting Randy Orton received "Daniel Bryan!" chants. I don't for a second believe that the WWE were not expecting a HUGE reaction for Bryan a stone's throw from his hometown.

I also don't believe John Cena would get into trouble for anything ever. His promo was apparently amazing and hyped TLC better than most of the build-up has. Why would Vince be upset with quality? It's not like Cena completely shot the program -- he just did his thing, and as the biggest star the company has, if anyone gets a shot to do that then it should be Cena. Orton being upset? He was probably pissed he just didn't get to do spinaroonies as the mega-heel of the company. I'm sure he can take a few comments from Cena, and understands that it's his role to be dislikeable and have shit heaped on him.

CM Punk considering retirement is probably the only thing I would possibly give any credence to, just because the guy has probably made enough money and does seem to go to the beat of his own drum. That being said, he absolutely loves wrestling and has a lot more money to make with the WWE -- especially as we head up to WrestleMania season. Doing a spinaroonie in your underwear either shows happiness or an "I don't give a fuck attitude," so that could be taken either way. It seems he and Stephanie McMahon get along, though, so I'm sure the stories of Punk's disagreements with management are often exaggerated.

All I got from this is (true or not)

Bret Hart needs to stop being a baby
John Cena does not get in trouble

Thats just pure uncut sexy.

Watching RAW, it is obvious they were dropping hints that they wanted Daniel Bryan to win Superstar of the Year. This is all a big work.

How were the ratings during that part? It was the best end RAW in months and not the on cue brawl.

Yeah the whole "HBK & Bryan" storyline running through the awards couldn't possibly have been louder.

I'm still absolutely intrigued as to where this tension between Shawn Michaels and Daniel Bryan is going. Sure, it might just be there at the moment and such, but why would HBK come back and agree to heel it up for no good reason at all? Why wouldn't he have just aimed for Orton with the Sweet Chin Music, but missed, got Bryan and then be forced to count the three on his student? This should be leading somewhere.

CM Punk and Triple H came to blows on RAW this week, and if you consider those battle-lines drawn, then D-Generation X vs. The Best in the World & The Greatest of All-Time would be a suitable tag team main event somewhere. The singles matches are probably more cash-money, but if HBK was willing to come back and work a few matches (fuck his "retirement," I would just be thrilled to get HBM back), then those would be two obvious ones.

It's a maaaaaaaaaaaaadhouse!

Let me get an authority on the matter...

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Joey agrees.

I'm completly out of the loop... why is CM Punk dressed as Ric Flair?


addendum: ... and more importantly, did he elbow drop his clothes? Please tell me he elbow dropped his clothes in a flurry of "WHOOOOOO"s!!!

Imagining the Gorilla Position as a scene of tranquility, then a Harlem Shake.

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Read up to there.

Good, wrestling is at its best when the backstage is in chaos.

Completely agree with this. If anyone was upset backstage over this promo, they need their heads examined. This was one of the best segments in recent history. Attitude era level good.

"$100 million down the fucking drain."