The Interview, with you. the dirt sheets deserve a GTS.
 

I'm here to answer any questions, you might have in regards to my walk out.

Why hasn't Heath Slater been given a run with the World Title?

This is fuckin great,

Just gonna tweet Ryan Clark and let him know about this. TPWW is about to blow up with new posters wanting the inside scoop.

Did you leave because AJ's snatch smells like fish?

I wouldn't put it past CM Punk to sign up for a random internet message board and answer questions because no one would believe it. Like that time I felt that I got divulge that I was in fact the Anonymous RAW GM because no one would take it seriously.

That being said, I want to know Mr. Brooks, how did you come to arrive at TPWW for your choice?

WHY PUNK WHY?

Because, I'm CM Punk. And you deserve the truth.

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I KNEW IT!

Ok Phillip Brooks....or should I say SARAH WILLIAMS!!!!

I can't believe I've been tricked :(

Haha, you've all been Burned.............. The fire still burns.

I can't believe the internet lied to me

I can't believe your mum is so fat, she rolled into a ball
and started shouting FREEDOM.

Gah!!!!

I surrender! You win!

Thank you, Thank you. Bow down..

I am but a small man

What town in Massachusetts did you have your first ECWWE match in Phillip Brooks and who was it against?

Detective SlickyTrickyDamon is on the case.

The internet is likely full of questions for you Mr Brooks, Are you gonna return? Is it actually about money? Is AJ any good in the sack?

I have one question, only one..and It is of the upmost importance. It's quite personal and I hope you are OK with it's content....I'm pretty nervous to ask if truths are being told..


Will you sign my penis?

Slicky, its not really Phil Brooks :roll:

Actually, Punk's first match was at the ECW Arena against Richards. Not in Massachusetts.

Are you related to Albert Brooks? If so, can I get Hank Scorpio's autograph?

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Thought it was at the Hammerstein in NYC?

ECW arena was a house show. Hammerstein was a tv taping.

Barret is shit.

Budweiser or Coors?

This is a great gimmick.

You should come to Megacon. There will be an open autograph table next to Virgil. You'd draw a huge crowd and Virgil might get some of the run off. Also, you can do a run in during the Micro Championship Wrestling match.

I'm straight edge, I don't believe in that crap.

I'll bite.

Mr. Brooks, can you explain this e-mail address to me?


amberkua14@mail.com

I agree. He's ruining my gimmick.

I could write an entire report on that, but your brain is so filled
with dirt sheet crap. I'll shorten it down. (FaKE, AS If I CM PINK, would use a real email address). Punkalated.

at least spell your own name correctly if you insist on trying this shit