Do you think there should be a diva called Kay Fabe?
 

I do.

Yeah, for sure, but only if she is like a Right to Censor type person, but instead of censoring, she makes sure that everybody acts according to their character, and never goes off-script or uses real names or anything. She comes out and be like "No, no, no, that is simply out of character for you! Don't make me disappear you like I did CM Punk!"

should have been kizarny's valet

Make a CAW of Kay Fabe for that guy on the video game forum.

Or, actually, go the opposite way with it. Have her be the one breaking Kayfabe all the time. Like call everybody by their real names, no sell moves, "break the fourth wall". Basically have her be like Deadpool from the comic books, "aware that she is in a fake sport and constantly making references to it", but everyone else just thinks she is nuts.

As long as she has long legs, big boobs, tight ass and perfect smile she will be hired

All Divas should have pun names. It'd make the division 8% more enjoyable.

Or, it wouldn't work cos the Divas don't have surnames.

Only half don't.

Divas have surnames when WWE feels like it - Stacy Kiebler, Michelle McCool, Trish Stratus. Eve Torres went back and forth, so did Candace Michelle and Terri Runnels.

Alicia Fox, Gail Kim

Racists

Tamina Snuka, AJ Lee's, Bellas, Alicia Fox, Natalya some weeks as well. I mean Madonna didn't need a surname.

Yeah, but she's awful.

I knew I should have said Prince.

Prince Iuakea, later to become T.A.F.K.A.P.I. ?

whoa whoa whoa

back up off my girl, dave.

I was thinking the Purple One but that works too.

Or 7.83754398645113469908765542%

I can see why you'd round it up to zero decimal places though.