Triple H: ‘I Invented The Elimination Chamber Match’
 

Oh for fuck sake, we don't give a shit, if you invented it or not..
Your a dildo cock sucker man.

Did he invent Hell in a cell too?.

Clearly you give enough of a shit to make this thread.

^

sources? wasn't it common knowledge bischoff came up with this?

It is entirely possible that Triple H came up with the Elimination Chamber. Everyone calm down.

When I read the piece I immediately thought of this:
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Triple H invented oxygen. Shut your fucking mouth.

Is Triple H going to take credit for inventing money in the bank too

He's going to take credit for popping his sperm, into
Steph's little hole, and puking out kids.. $£$$$$$$.

Not as good as "scuba".

RIP "Phillip Brooks"'s posting career.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/satchow">@satchow</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TripleH">@TripleH</a> He did.</p>&mdash; Eric Bischoff (@EBischoff) <a href="https://twitter.com/EBischoff/statuses/436234382836125697">February 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Migs121788">@Migs121788</a> It is true. It was only my idea in a story line.</p>&mdash; Eric Bischoff (@EBischoff) <a href="https://twitter.com/EBischoff/statuses/436234160215060480">February 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Can we ban this sock now?

Ban him? He's already banned.

I feel like that quote has been around for 10 years.

Just create a 'Dave Bautista' sock and have him main event the next Raw thread... 'Phillip Brooks' would have to skulk off crying then..

I really did figure he came up with it. Oh well..

What does he want a Nobel Prize or something?

I literally hate Triple H with every fabric of my being. That being said, this thread is stupid.

When I think on it, I remember that exact quote from years ago. Why is this suddenly a thing again?

No, you don't. Stop being so melodramatic.

All of you need to escape this burning bunghole of awe-inspiring shit-infested chaos immediately.

Bunghole. Nice.

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If he truly did create the match, kudos to him. The Elimination Chamber has pretty much taken over the standard cage match and HITC as the current awe inspiring match.

I am hoping they use it for a "War Games" type match like the 6-man tag mode in their video games.

Funny, nobody flipped their shit years ago when Jericho admitted to coming up with Money in the Bank.

Maybe that was Triple H too

(Kick wham pedigree)

If only they had a 6-man tag match happening at this year's Elimination Chamber PPV...

In fairness, HHH Is a wrestling legend... He would likely kick out and go on to win a match where he was harpooned through the heart..

Even the Likes of The Rock and Hogan couldnt do that...

I'm hoping they make it a complete clusterfuck finish/brawl and they use it at WrestleMania by saying the Elimination Chamber was so successful they are going to use it again but in a completely different way on the grandest stage of them all. #Best4Business