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A thread for only one liners that make you chuckle

Triple H legitimately earned his spot.

OHHHHHH BOYYYY! - Michael Cole

Vintage michael Cole

HULK HOGAN WE COMIN FOR YOU $&@/-

The Rock: "I am home and I promise I'm never leaving again"

Who are you to doubt el dandy

Tatanka

First thing that came to mind.

Wouldn't it be crazy if Rock retired from Hollywood and became a part-time wrestler again like Undertaker? Maybe did a few months of announcing every year after his Rumble-Wrestlemania runs.

Shucky ducky quack quack -booka t (I'm not black, so I dropped the "er" and added an "a"

I got my hurri-powers

The ShockMaster...

He fell on his arse

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"Steve Austin is like a folk hero" - Good ol' JR Wrestlemania 17.

"i'm from Winnipeg you idiot"

"I am not a nugget!"

"What're you gonna do? Hit me? Or do you gotta go in the back and get your wife's permission first"?

Armbar

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"Price check on a jackass!"

"Kick your leg out of your leg"

Creeeeepy. Was going to say that next.

Instead I'll go with:

"Between you wanting a piece of the Rock's ass, and him being the world champion sucker, the Rock is starting to wonder what kind of Alliance you're running here!"

The single least insightful remark ever made by anyone on commentary ever:

"These people certainly seem to appreciate Austin's effort... they certainly do not appreciate his attitude."

-Vince McMahon, Royal Rumble 1997

Wasn't he already a world champion before he starting dating Stephanie?

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it doesnt matter what your name is

Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.

"If you think that I was just the right gay guy"

"HBK and Orton are a bah gawd dream team!"

- That fucking faggot Jim Ross who was acting even more gayer than usual for his standards on this particular evening, mentioned HBK and Orton being a 'dream team' on like 4-5 different occassions.

"I'm Braden Walker and I'm gonna knock your brains out"

"And oh to say the least The Rock is something you're not, Undisputed Champion, so shut up bitch!"

That is the greatest ownage ever.

"he got a bicycle" (will always be my fave)

"Theres a lady in the Men's bathroom" - dusty rhodes during the Benoit/Sullivan Falls Count Anywhere match at GAB 96

Let the boobies hit the floor!

THE BUFFET IS CLOOOOOSED

"A friend in need is a pest."

If he thinks I'm a B plus, I'll show him a Knee plus.
-Daniel Bryan

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