Cesaro
 

He's the best in my 33 year old eyes
wanna fight about it?

been drinking tonight?

Great certainly. Excellent skills. Unbelievable strength. Seems to have a superb worth ethic. Now it's time for WWE to give me a reason to care about him beyond how many times he can swing someone around.

He's a great strongman/toughman. He's awesome in the ring and has a great moveset. He must be a really smart dude too because all of the languages he speaks, and speaks fluidly. I'm looking forward to seeing where this Real Americans break up angle goes. I think the combo of him and Zeb Colter is making me actually interested in Jack Swagger. Can't wait to see what he does after this.

A+ for Cesaro.

i could see him getting a few ppv main events in the near future

Later on this year or further down the road?

He still needs hair plugs to be a main eventer

never been impressed or thought holy moly by the feats of strength in the wrestling from Patera to the old Smackdown Mark Henry ones but i cant help but say to old mrs Prime 69
thats fucking wrestling to me and thats the biggest compliment i can give the guy
love him not so erect on the rest
i thank the

Hahaha. His male pattern baldness hit early. He's only like 33.

ha is that a reference to my last drunken post about my money well spent hair transplant

Ha. Nope. I think he's actually 33.

hmm i still look older than i should

I think Fandango is the best. Let's fight.

its on bitch i mean it

NM. Dance-off instead.

too drunk to break it down

Love Cesaro more and more every day. I care about him when I don't care about anything else. I can't wait to see where this Real Americans split goes. I'd love to see Cesaro vs. Swagger at WrestleMania XXX.

I'd love to see Sami Zayn and Cesaro form a babyface tag team in NXT too, by the way. The Ascension needs credible challengers -- why not have Cesaro & Zayn form a team to take them on?

aye he,s good

Still needs to develop his mic skills a bit, but he's a joy to watch. Top three worker in the WWE with Bryan and Sheamus.

He's better than Batista, that's for sure

Cesaro for WM Main Event

Sheamus vs. Cesaro is actually a match that has a dynamic the WWE could really build to if they keep those bulls separate for a while.

Sheamus is just tremendous. I can't remember the last bad match he's had. Works great with the big guys and the small guys.

Batista vs. Cesaro would also be fucking sick. So would Lesnar vs. Cesaro, but that's a long way from happening.

Heel Batista is the greatest thing ever. Bootista vs Ryback should be your main event.

Sheamus is great in the ring. His character reeks of standard-issue WWE babyface, and I feel that holds him back from being a real stand-out act in WWE. Like, he's obviously promoted as a major deal and such, but he just seems like he's below Cena, Batista, Orton, Punk, etc. in that pecking order of main event priority. He's clearly good enough to be up there, but he's just lacking that extra oomph right now.

Simplistic and unimaginative solution, but why not make Sheamus the "Paul Heyman Fella?" A heel turn would just get us thuggish brute Sheamus back. A Heyman-aligned Sheamus gives us a badass who wants the glory that selling out to Heyman can provide. The hype Heyman could give Sheamus:

"Only BROOOCCCKKKKKK LESSSSSNNNNNAAAARRRRRR! has had a quicker rise to WWE Championship glory in this company's illustrious history..."

"This is the man who ended Triple H's full-time wrestling career..."

"This Warrior is perfect to inherit the throne of The Beast Incarnate and dominate the WWE as its World Heavyweight Champion..."

"Sheamus won the World Heavyweight Championship from your hero in 18 seconds at WrestleMania. In a mere 18 seconds, Sheamus achieved more than most of the men and women in that very lockerroom could every hope to achieve even with their hardest work. In 18 seconds, Sheamus achieved more than any of you ever will in your miserable lives. In 18 seconds, Sheamus reduced a man who is known as "the greatest wrestler in the world" into a lifeless heap."

"When you think of Ireland, you think of four-leaf clovers. But Sheamus has never needed luck. What Sheamus has relied on his entire life isn't even a passion for the fight as he previously thought. What Sheamus relies on his natural superiority. If Sheamus were not in the WWE doing what he naturally does better than anyone else, it would be like prevening Michaelangelo from painting, or Mozart from making music..."

That would all lead to Sheamus vs. Brock Lesnar, of course, where Paul Heyman has to decide which of his impact players he wants to get behind.

See I like Sheamus's character. There was a point on Smackdown where Christian started throwing a bunch of punches at Sheamus and then Sheamus got this big smile and it looked like "so you want to make this a brawl do ya" and started teeing off on Christian. It was a nice touch.

Sheamus and Del Rio get knocked far too much. They are both wonderful in the ring. Del Rio is just so smooth. Love that step up corner kick he does. Very effortless.

Sheamus is a fantastic babyface worker. He just needs something. Very vanilla to me.

They should just let Sheamus be Sheamus and have him just kick all kinds of ass and build his gimmick around that. Wasn't that how his face turn started against Mark Henry? Just a tough SOB that wanted a fight?

In ring, he's a great hand. Like Gertie said, hard to find a bad match from him. He's excellent. His character is sort of goofy though. Almost like an Irish John Cena. Give him Finley's old gimmick, but have him beat up heels.

As for Cesaro, I want to see more mic work from him. Having Zeb talk for him will only work for so long. I also don't see the need to break up the Real Americans, either. Makes no sense at the moment.

Del Rio is fucking amazing. He became one of my favorite heels very quickly into his main roster run, because he was just so confident in himself. That's been an understated quality of his character for a long time actually, and one I wish the announcers would emphasize more.

On RAW Batista heads to the ring and Del Rio is in there like "Yeah, let's do this. I can beat you." It's great to have a heel that actually believes that he is good enough to be the World Heavyweight Champion. He was getting stale before he turned face, but his face run was pretty poorly executed too (except for his program with Big Show). He just needs to capture that lightning again (outside of the ring, I mean), so that he can have that real connection with audiences.

I love Del Rio in the ring. Hard to think of his last bad match as well. Sucks he's going pretty much nowhere. Doesn't help he's mediocre at best with a microphone.

Would absolutely jizz my pants for Del Rio vs. Chris Jericho.

Unfortunately with his accent there's really only so many ways you can go with Del Rio. He's just not a face, but at the same time he's limited in ways he can be repackaged.

Imagine if Del Rio started protesting that he wants in the WWE World Title match at WrestleMania because he beat Batista. The Authority doesn't like Del Rio's attitude, but he doesn't really give a damn because he's Alberto Del Rio and the biggest star on the planet. Del Rio says he is "The Best in the World" on RAW in Chicago (that would be mad heat). Jericho then takes offence to what Del Rio said. He wants to face Del Rio at WrestleMania and Del Rio asks Jericho how he is going to hold a microphone and run his pathetic mouth if he breaks both of Jericho's arms.

Feel like Del Rio would be handicapped because nothing he ever says sounds natural or fluid in his promos. Everything sounds forced or like he's rattling off rehearsed lines. Jericho would look far superior. Match wise, though? Yes, please.

See, this is the same issue that Ziggler had with Vickie and Reigns has in the Shield. Ambrose is more of the mouth piece and Vickie spoke for Ziggler. He needs to break away from Zeb and develop his own mic skills or otherwise it becomes a crutch.

He does a lot of little things with his facial expressions and ring work that make him likeable to me. He'll never be the top guy, but I see him in a DDP role where he can be a transitonal champion and the company wouldn't lose steam, but not as a long term champ. I really enjoy Sheamus.

He was great in the ring as a face. I think the way to go is credibility, credibility, credibility. When a heel says something Del Rio doesn't like, he steps to them and they bail -- because he's fucking Del Rio. I think his character should have been less artifically humble when he turned face last year.

I made a thread that didn't get too much attention about how Del Rio's aesthetic needs to entirely change as a face. His ring attire and his theme music go into that. Yes, he switched from gold to Mexican colors, but imagine if, for example, Titus O'Neil turned face tomorrow. He'd need more than just wearing red, white and blue trunks to connect. Del Rio's theme music got remixed, but that would have been the perfect time to actually give him something that really stood out. Some sort of Spanish rock anthem. Instead of wearing a pretentious "A" on his trunks, switch to a symbol or a logo. Put him in shorts, since he does have that MMA background.

He'd obviously play up being rich a lot less, and he'd be more humble, nod at people out of respect and that sort of thing. I don't think it would have been too hard.

Good assessment.

Heel Batista and regular Batista suck equally as much as Ryback

which is infinity