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Heyman 03-03-2014 11:59 AM
Has Jim Ross given head before?
 
In your opinion, has former WWE announcer Jim Ross given head before?

ron the dial 03-03-2014 12:03 PM
pre or post bells palsy?

ron the dial 03-03-2014 12:04 PM
nah nevermind he definitely has

Heyman 03-03-2014 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ron the dial (Post 4388340)
pre or post bells palsy?
Can you imagine how much slobber-on-BALLS actions someone would get if they received head from Jim Ross POST bells palsy?

Shisen Kopf 03-03-2014 04:03 PM
He uses his BBQ sauce to make it taste better

dronepool 03-03-2014 04:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shisen Kopf (Post 4388410)
He uses his BBQ sauce to make it taste better
I wanted to make this joke.

:wave:

KaosDarksol 03-03-2014 04:36 PM
Pretty sure there is a backstage Vince McMahon suck my dick club, and I'm pretty sure Jim Ross was the first one in that club.

Innovator 03-03-2014 04:39 PM
Never change, Heyman

KayfabeMan 03-03-2014 07:58 PM
It'd be a slobberknocker.

Shadrick 03-03-2014 08:10 PM
He's married so, I imagine.

owenbrown 03-03-2014 08:11 PM
serious lack of Stima references in this thread :shifty:

SlickyTrickyDamon 03-03-2014 08:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadrick (Post 4388603)
He's married so, I imagine.
Does marriage turn you into a homosexual?

SlickyTrickyDamon 03-03-2014 08:17 PM
wig split time.

ron the dial 03-03-2014 08:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4388611)
Does marriage turn you into a homosexual?
"giving head" can also mean eating pussy, it's just not used that way as often. PROTIP for you wrestling forum virgins.

Theo Dious 03-03-2014 09:28 PM
He worked for Leroy McGuirk, who was blind... they probably told them he was a chubby whore as a rib.

SlickyTrickyDamon 03-04-2014 12:01 AM
I think we all assumed that this was a sucked dick question not pussy.

MIZantine Empire 03-04-2014 12:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KayfabeMan (Post 4388556)
It'd be a slobberknocker.
More like slobber-knobber

DaVe 03-04-2014 05:12 AM
Something hugely wrong with Heyman. But you already know that.

Curd 03-04-2014 05:31 AM
To Vince McMahon when part of his Kiss My Ass Club, no doubt.

Crippla 03-04-2014 08:02 AM
Yeah definately

Bad News Gertner 03-04-2014 08:27 AM
Lol prom king

Droford 03-04-2014 08:42 AM
What a great question for "an evening with Jim Ross"

Savio 03-04-2014 05:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ron the dial (Post 4388638)
"giving head" can also mean eating pussy, it's just not used that way as often. PROTIP for you wrestling forum virgins.
Being mean is not the sign of a true king

ron the dial 03-04-2014 05:58 PM
my only intent was to provide information for the wrestling forum virgins.

Shadrick 03-04-2014 06:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4388611)
Does marriage turn you into a homosexual?
Well the term "head" isn't exclusive to fellatio. It applies to cunnilingus as well. :naughty:

Shadrick 03-04-2014 06:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ron the dial (Post 4388638)
"giving head" can also mean eating pussy, it's just not used that way as often. PROTIP for you wrestling forum virgins.
my man.

Jordan 03-04-2014 08:07 PM
Im laughing out loud

ron the dial 03-04-2014 08:09 PM
oooooh are we being sarcastic?! let me join in! fragile x, you are a great poster and even greater man.

this is fun!

Heyman 03-22-2014 10:15 AM
I had a dream about the cock sucker last night
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ron the dial (Post 4388340)
pre or post bells palsy?
So, I actually had a dream about Jim Ross last night.

"Good ol'" Jim Ross was the announcer for the Daniel Bryan title match at Wrestlemania.

Daniel Bryan ended up winning the World title!

After the match, Jim Ross got in the ring hugged Bryan, and then started a "yes!" chant amongst the fans.

However - due to a combination of JR's accent, Bell's Palsy, and homosexual nature, his attempts at saying, "Yes!" actually sounded like, "Yausse!" Yausse!" "Yausse!"

Daniel Bryan made a motion for someone backstage to come out.

Andre the Giant then appeared out of nowhere and made Jim Ross suck his dick.


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