Official 3/31/14 "Last Stop On The Road to Wrestle-F*CKING-Mania XXX" WWE Monday Night RAW IS WARZone Thread
 

Hugh raw tonight.

Special WM30 edition of Piper's Pit
Undertaker will be there
Orton vs Batista
and much much more!

WWE Raw Pre-Show is now airing LIVE on the WWE Network.


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And we are starting the show off with the PHENOM: THE UNDERTAKER.

I'm not saying this just to wind James Steele up, but, Triple H sucks balls. :shifty:

#TheStreak

Pumped for that Piper's Pit.

Where is everyone, normally on Page 2 by the time Raw starts.

isn't it only 18 men? (I remember the handicap match)

Deep water? So this match is gonna make it to the Gulf of Mexico?

Brock has to get the upper hand tonight, right?

Cue I.R.S. music in 5..........4.........3............2.............1.........

Tanned Taker

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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F5 on the PHENOM!!!

Well I know what to put on Taker's match in Tipsters, another W in the win column

Nothing like eating orange sherbet and watching Monday Night RAW.

I am glad that the WWE removed the drum track from Del Rio's theme.

Sky has a shitload of gambling ads.

For the pre-wrestlemania raw thread, it's pretty quiet tonight.

I blame all the Tatanka threads.

Heh. Del Rio won. Wasn't expecting that.

I don't know about you monkeys but I loved the Del Rio - Big E match.

Del Rio won. I would find that surprising, but the champion always has to lose...

The smart guy would send in Roman Reigns. But I wanna see Rollins go wild again.

So the Wrestlemania main event is being given away for free on RAW tonight. Good.

Farewell to the Yes! Movement segment. That'll be fucking awesome.

Wyatts butt-fucking Cena's soul with a crusty taxidermy buzzard = RATINGS.

...the original WM30 main event nobody wanted to see.

Triple H is going to end the night on top just to give him huge heelish momentum going into Mania and making Bryan's win even bigger. Fucking brilliant.

I always felt bad for that saber-toothed squirrel in Ice Age. Poor guy just wanted a nut, and isn't that true of all of us? Such an epic allegory of life.

All of these UK shows look fucking horrible.

James Steele, would you love to see Triple-H hold the two Heavyweight titles at the end of WM 30 as he did at WM 18?

Yes, but Daniel Bryan needs to win the titles at WrestleMania. It has to happen.

Every close up of Bray Wyatt reminds me of Bo Dallas. I don't know if this is good or bad.

Every time a Wyatt segment ends, I think of Homer saying "doh".

Bray Wyatt needs to win at Mania too. Undertaker is the only veteran who should win at WrestleMania.

I'd like to see anybody but the 4 guys actually potentially involved in the title match walk away with the title.

Actually I'd like to see Batista walk away with the title and WWE to somehow find some insanely creative way to distract the live crowd from rioting.

We need more Divas with stripper gimmicks.

Wait, what am I saying? Let the crowd riot. #NoPublicityIsBadPublicity

Reigns better win the fucking poll. Also "Farewell to the 'YES! Movement"? Yeah, no way Bryan tries to rain on that parade (or have some kind of promo time on SD! this Fri.) :roll: