Batista Taking Time Off
 

He is probably still gassed from the walk down the ramp at Wrestlemania

Or the whole movie press tour thing. It's right there in the article.

The article kinda points to it NOT being for movie related press. Why would he be doing the rounds in May for a movie that doesn't release til August?

It's only a couple months out.

WWE is running several European tour dates next month, kicking off on May 14th and running through the 25th, so that's practically June it ends.

Quick look at house show results for the last couple months, no Batista either.

If its not movie related, probably training related to get into better shape.

Maybe he is Evolving. Quick, somebody press B!

2 L8 he turned into a Leviathan :'(

HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE what is this backwards Evolution? EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

someone find a wild Batista and use a Master Ball on him

road doggy dogg leaves us with more questions than answers.

ROAD DOGGY DOGG used
HYDRO PUMP!

Road Doggy Dogg is confused


Road Doggy Dogg hurt itself in its confusion

WHITEYFORD used
AURA SPHERE!

It's super effective!

ROAD DOGGY DOGG fainted!

WHITEYFORD wants to learn DRAGON BITE
but WHITEYFORD already knows four moves

Guess we know who is winning the Shield Feud.

1, 2 and... Poof!

WHITEYFORD forgot DRAGON BITE!

And...

WHITEYFORD learned
CUT!


:'(

Road Doggy Dogg sends out DAN SCOTT

Wild KEITH SCOTT appeared!

DAN SCOTT used
PISTOL!

Critical hit!

It's Super Effective!

KEITH SCOTT fainted!

Hot Pokémon Drama

I feel like this gimmick has lots of potential, wasted on a petty AJ Lee's topic.

Amazing gimmick, up there with Disco Iggy and Jesus loves you Gertner

Or you can look at it as saving a topic that didn't have much to say. All I can add to it is that having Batista gone from TV will definitely help my enjoyment of Guardians of the Galaxy.

What a waste.

This is legit the best post on the Internet. Thank you AJ Lee's for creating a useless thread that could go off topic.

You shut your whore mouth.

I will not tolerate any hatred of Batista

http://www.glaad.org/sites/default/f...04/Batista.jpg

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Obligatory post.

He just needs some time off-camera so he can drop the tough guy schtick and have a good cry about being dubbed "BOOtista". :shifty:

I'll give credit where credit is due: He didn't stink up the building at Wrestlemania. I expected with the Triple Threat he'd sneak under the ring after 3 minutes to find an oxygen tank, but he actually worked a good portion of the match. But still, the roster's inflated enough as is. The company isn't desperate for him to be there.

Dunno about all that, voncouch. Since his return he's at least proven that he knows how to draw more of a reaction from the crowds even if it isn't the reaction the company expected him to receive. He also seems to have polished up his mic skills considerably since 4 years ago.

batista is a no talent assclown

I’m sure he loves you, too.

B is for BOLD

A is for ADVENTUROUS

T is for TOUGH

I is for INTENSE

S is for STRONG

T is for TCHAMPION (t is silent)

A is for ARISTOCRAT

B is for boring
O is for oh wow is this guy boring
O is for O god why is he on my tv screen
T is for this guy sucks
I is for i wish i was watching someone else
S is for strongly disliked
T is for this guy fucking sucks
A is for anyone but this

Batista is the epitome of greatness in our great and grand sport.

Really looking forward to anyone but Dave getting more air time.

Thank god