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WWE Network Watch Diary/Open Blog
I'm hoping to do a weekly entry here doing a play-by-play analysis and humerous op-ed that will be updated live as I watch one of the many many video offerings on WWE Network.
I invite others to do the same. Any suggestions for what video I should do first? |
I was doing this for the 1999 WWF PPVs. Then I realized I was "missing out" on the shows (I had never seen them).
Maybe the final PPVs of WCW to see if they were as ridiculous as everyone says? |
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<font color=goldenrod>I'm going to slowly work my way through the Clash of the Champions. Watched the first one. Highly recommended. WWE is lucky to get one really good tag team match on a show, and this one had two with The Fantastics vs. The Midnight Express and The Horsemen (Tully & Arn) vs. Windham and Luger. A ton of action and the crowd was shit hot for both. And of course the main event is Flair vs. Sting for the NWA Title and it's pretty much the moment where Sting became a bona fide star.</font>
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Triple H's documentary is the only answer.
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Paul Roma and Erik Watts make a perfect duo with hindsight being 20/20.
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WCW's old blue, black, and yellow ropes are fucking with my eyes.
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Watching Fall Brawl 2000, and all I've got to say is this:
JIM DUGGAN HEEL TURN |
The theme WWE dubbed over for MIA is completely inappropriate for the stable.
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Holy shit, Scott Hudson is worse than Matt Striker and Mean Gene just stood up to NBT. You need to watch Fall Brawl 2000!
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How many WCW themes are dubbed over on the network? Pretty sure that would ruin the entire experience for me.
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HOLY SHIT, PAUL ORNDORFF IS COMPETING AT FALL BRAWL 2000!
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Sanders' stickball stick may be my new favorite weapon.
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Even with only 1 good arm, Orndorff looks awesome in this match.
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Fuck, Paul Orndorff broke his neck or something in this match. They stopped the match and announced they had to stop the match so EMTs could attend to him.
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God, Mark Madden and Scott Hudson are making Tony Schiovanie seem like Gordon Solie. Also, every promo has cursing shoe-horned in it and the announcers shoehorn shocking/offensive language into commentary for no reason. Maybe PG isn't so bad. It actually means something when bitch is only said a few times a year. I just heard bitch 10 times in 2 minutes leading into this Shane Douglas/Torrie Wilson vs Kidman/Medusa scaffold match. Yes, this is a MIXED TAG TEAM SCAFFOLD MATCH...in the Midcard.
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Apparently Douglas hung Kidman and fractured his larynx at the last PPV, but Kidman healed in just 3 weeks. Billy Kidman is god.
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Shane Douglas kicked Medusa off the ladder and she landed hard on the crash pad below. Mark Madden said that pad didn't have much give to it. Apparently it is an elimination scaffold match where you can win by throwing opponents off or by climbing down ladder to the floor below.
Douglas throws Kidman to another crash pad that caves in. Apparently, you have to win by throwing opponents off and climbing down the ladder. DONKEY KONG RULES SCAFFOLD MATCH!!! |
Scaffold matches are fucking stupid.
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Sting vs Muta vs Vampiro next.
Wow... Promo is about tomorrow's mAtch sting has for world title. Jeff Jarrett assaults Sting. OkurlAnd calls jeff Jarrett a crazy bastard. |
Tenay going to David flairs house to discuss the failed wedding between him and Miss Hancock. Tenay refuses to sit down, eat, or drink in his house.
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David Flair putting the mailman in the figure four in his front yard because the mail man may have knocked up Miss Hancock. First, he Accused his 11 year old brother Reid of fucking Miss Hancock. (RIP)
Muta comes out to early 90s WCW Japanese wrestler music. |
WWE dubbed over his Metallica theme with his original Crow theme. Doesn't fit his entrance at all.
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Fuck me, ICP is on commentary. Mike Madden and ICP doing all the talking. I want to die now. ICP and Madden shilling JCW and calling Sting "Stink". Apparently, Schiovanie took off his headset and left. Poor Tony...
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The fat ICP guy just said "he just landed on his gluteus assimus"
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Sting/Muta/Vampiro should be awesome. It is not. This is fucking awful in the ring and on commentary. Please let me go deaf soon.
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Muta and Vampiro turn on each other going for the pinfall. ICP gets off commentary to get them on same page. sting beats them with baseball bat and gets pinfall. Huge momentum going into title match tomorrow on NITRO. Dark carnival EXPLODES!!! SChivanie and Hudson back on commentary. 70s Man mike awesome promo now. He's in a bunkhouse brAwl with Jeff Jarrett. Gary Coleman is with Mike Awesome.
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Jarrett being a vintage heel. Wearing Tennessee titans jersey in buffalo, NY taunting Bills players a year or so after the "Music City Miracle". Apparently, Scott Hudson is a huge Buffalo Bills fans.
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Line of the night by Jarrett... "I can't help it that the Buffalo Bills suck ass." Jarrett spends 5 minutes riding the cheap heat football team gimmick. Damn, Jarrett threatened to kill mike awesome and the 70s.
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"Come as you are" Bunkhouse Brawl. Jarrett in jeans and a football jersey while Awesome is in tights and boots.
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Did I mention that Mark Madden is fucking atrocious?
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The bills players Jarrett has been shit talking to just jumped the rail. Jarrett is bumping like crazy. Madden using every buffalo bills joke he knows twice.
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This is now a buffalo bills lumberjack bunkhouse brawl match according to Scott Hudson.
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GARY COLEMAN RUN-IN!!!! Low blow by Gary Coleman.
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EL KABONG ON GARY COLEMAN!!!
STING RUNS IN NOW TOO!!!! Awesome wins after scorpion death drop. |
Next up, heel Goldberg vs babyface Scott Steiner. Both men attacked the others girlfriend.
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Apparently Goldberg is a face despite jackhammering a woman through a table.
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Steiner promo with Okurland delivered. Okurland called Steiner a crazy bastard. Okurland has said bastard like 10 times tonight.
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How is Goldberg the face and Steiner the heel? Goldberg jackhammered Midajah through a table and Steiner fights Goldberg because he "cares about his freaks".
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