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slik 09-21-2014 07:41 PM

BREAKING: Fred Durst says Underwear in bad shape, needs our prayers
 
Quote:


Several readers sent word that at last night's Limp Bizkit concert in San Antonio, Fred Durst mentioned to the live audience that The Undertaker isn't doing real well.

"This next song goes out to our friend Mark Calaway, The Undertaker. He's not doing real well right now and from the bottom of our hearts we want all our fans to keep him in their thoughts and prayers."

The band then went on to play "Rollin" which was The Undertaker's theme music several years back.

http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2014...ing-real-well/


Shisen Kopf 09-21-2014 07:44 PM

Undertaker did it all for the nookie.

Shisen Kopf 09-21-2014 07:44 PM

I still trust Fred Durst more for rasslin news than that bitch ass Ryan Clark.

Razzamajazz 09-21-2014 07:45 PM

http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/users...jpg?1411339174
<header> TheReverendPuck 11 minutes ago </header> Why aren't we focusing on the bigger issue at hand?
Someone thinks Fred Durst is a celebrity.

slik 09-21-2014 07:58 PM

Probably terrible for this...but one day when Undertaker passes and WWE does something stupid on tv I will finally be able to use the joke

"The Undertaker is
rollin, rollin, rollin, keep rollin, rollin, rollin
in his grave"

slik 09-21-2014 07:59 PM

or if he comes back and faces Sting in a buried alive match at WM31, then I could also use the joke (if he loses). Context is key with this type of thing.

Ultra Mantis 09-21-2014 08:06 PM

Hope this leads to Fred Durst vs Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania.

whiteyford 09-22-2014 06:15 PM

Red cap Fred Durst vs Biker 'Taker only?

Jura 09-22-2014 06:21 PM

Michelle McCool debunked these rumors today.

Sixx 09-22-2014 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jura (Post 4515316)
Michelle McCool debunked these rumors today.

Fred Durst wanted to look cool saying he knows people.

slik 09-22-2014 10:57 PM

Michelle McCool laying the SmackDown on Fred Durst

Lock Jaw 09-22-2014 11:24 PM

https://igcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.ne...40230046_n.jpg

Disturbed316 09-23-2014 03:15 AM

Weird looking couple.

GD 09-23-2014 04:05 AM

A MOTHERFUCKING CHAINSAW!

SlickyTrickyDamon 09-23-2014 04:14 AM

Fred Durst just did this so he could play Rollin' in his set and pretend he isn't just doing it because it's his only mediocre song.

Sixx 09-23-2014 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4515896)
Fred Durst just did this so he could play Rollin' in his set and pretend he isn't just doing it because it's his only mediocre song.

Actin' like the Undertaker would want him to play it.

whiteyford 09-23-2014 07:23 AM

If people have paid money to see them perform I don't think he needs a pretext to play any of their songs really.

Also 16yo me says fuck you, Nookie was awesome.

Cool King 09-23-2014 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4515738)

Undertaker looks like he could pass as a relative of Christopher Lloyd.

road doggy dogg 09-23-2014 09:21 AM

YO BACK THE FUCK UP WHILE WE FUCK THIS TRACK UP

Evil Vito 09-23-2014 09:35 AM

<font color=goldenrod>Apparently once you get married, both people develop the same forehead.</font>

Heisenberg 09-23-2014 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by road doggy dogg (Post 4515952)
YO BACK THE FUCK UP WHILE WE FUCK THIS TRACK UP

JOHN OTTO!!!

JimmyMess 09-23-2014 01:53 PM

does his glass say "Hey, that's a fact jack"

Volare 09-23-2014 02:25 PM

How much you wanna bet there was some Jack in it.

Crimson 09-23-2014 02:59 PM

Why is his shirt oddly tucked in

Sixx 09-23-2014 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4515738)

Who is that with Taker?

Ultra Mantis 09-23-2014 03:56 PM

Michelle McCool-Taker

Sixx 09-23-2014 04:02 PM

What the fuck?

She looks awful these days.

Sixx 09-23-2014 04:04 PM

And Taker's starting to look like this one ex-con that used to check celebrites' home security on Polish TV.

http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/7/6208/z62084...sieniewicz.jpg

Jura 09-23-2014 06:03 PM

Is he Polish checking Polish celebrity homes in Poland or is it like a British guy checking homes in Europe and its just shown on Polish TV?

Sixx 09-23-2014 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jura (Post 4516183)
Is he Polish checking Polish celebrity homes in Poland or is it like a British guy checking homes in Europe and its just shown on Polish TV?

Polish Polish Polish

Lock Jaw 09-23-2014 08:59 PM

Michelle McCool reminds me of one of these guys

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2.../Gentlemen.jpg

One of the skeletal looking ones, not the chubster in the back

McLegend 09-23-2014 09:14 PM

If I can't trust Fred Durst for me news who can I trust?

GD 09-24-2014 04:47 AM

JUST ONE MORE FIGHT AND I'LL BE HISTORY...YEAAAAAAAH!!!

Sting Fan 09-24-2014 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4515738)

One of these people is an undead performer who rises from the grave periodically to suck the life force out of a live human as the world spectates in amazement...

The other is the WWEs Multi time world Champion Undertaker.

Heisenberg 09-24-2014 11:01 AM

I wish he was wearing a Legend of Zelda t-shirt instead of Krav Maga

Sixx 09-24-2014 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4516608)
I wish he was wearing a Legend of Zelda t-shirt instead of Krav Maga

ALMOST

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/61...540/hWRDu9.jpg

GD 09-24-2014 05:04 PM

She can't get enough of that deadman dick.

SNLfunnyguy 09-25-2014 07:20 AM

Fred Durst: reliable source.

GD 09-25-2014 08:23 AM

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mhirn3 10-01-2014 01:39 AM

I love that the topic says "underwear not doing well"


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