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Poit 09-25-2014 01:28 PM

Strange wrestling ailments - who's next?
 
Back when the TLP threads were one thread per show, we got a lot more responses to the Question of the Week, so we're trying out posting the QotW as a separate thread. And so...

Quote:

Question Of The Week:

First came double pneumonia... then came incarcerated hernia. Which wrestler will be struck down next, and which oddly-named ailment will be the culprit?


XL 09-25-2014 02:16 PM

Jake Roberts with an Inebriated Liver.

#1-norm-fan 09-25-2014 02:25 PM

Don't forget anal bleeding.

Lock Jaw 09-25-2014 02:35 PM

Or Randy Orton's Intermittent Explosive Disorder

Lock Jaw 09-25-2014 02:44 PM

Stealing this from some E-Fed character's storyline:

The Miz goes down with a broken Fibia. He acts all heroic and inspirational, but says he can't fight.

Finally someone calls him out and points out that there is no such thing as a "Fibia"

Miz is just like "How dare you, sir! This is one of the most severe, brutal injuries possible! Most men who suffer from a broken Fibia are shattered for the rest of their lives! It is only because I am such an exceptional man that I am even still able to stand here right now! To be here and entertain these people with my money maker!"

Miz then begins "Fibia Awareness Month", he hands out ribbons, and shows emotional video packages of "previous victims" who talk about how much pain they are still in, and how they still can't move right.... and about how much of an inspiration The Miz is to them.

road doggy dogg 09-25-2014 03:08 PM

Wait a second, I thought that hb2k guy cornered the market for crowdsourcing podcast material via threads????

jk love you Poit you're the best

Big Vic 09-25-2014 04:29 PM

Green-Lung: Swagger

Gonna listen to the last few podcasts since I have been answering these :)

Emperor Smeat 09-25-2014 05:14 PM

Cotard Delusion - Brock Lesnar after catching it from the Undertaker

Juan 09-25-2014 07:16 PM

Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage

Innovator 09-25-2014 09:35 PM

After a rather lengthy testing process, John Cena is finally diagnosed with Congential Analgesia

Simple Fan 09-25-2014 10:47 PM

Cole gets carpel tunnles syndrome

loopydate 09-25-2014 11:29 PM

Erick Rowan is missing for a couple weeks. Wyatt and Harper speak vaguely about "the incident," which has everyone buzzing. What has Rowan done?

Turns out, he has <a href="http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orf_(disease)">orf</a> because one of his sheep bit him.

Tom Guycott 09-26-2014 12:26 AM

Having his rib come back to bite him decades later, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart will actually die from Cat Scratch Fever.

Poit 10-01-2014 08:30 PM

Thanks for all the responses. We're recording the new TLP episode now. :y:

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-01-2014 08:32 PM

Elevated Liver Enzymes

Poit 10-01-2014 08:47 PM

TOO LATE.

Ruien 10-02-2014 07:12 PM

Poit shutting STD down! And who says Poit is always a nice guy. Pfff. Mean streak incoming!!!

Poit 10-02-2014 07:33 PM

The start of my heel turn.

slik 10-13-2017 09:22 AM

internal sternum


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