The Case for *Censored* (giggity)
 

Before I start, let me get it out of the way:

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Now, as I mentioned in the 10,001 reply thread yesterday, Jerry Jarrett (as well as Jerry Lawler) referred to Pretty Boy Tag Teams that drew in the teenybopper female demographic as "Blow Jobs."

In that thread, I made a smart assed remark about it. However, as I'm want to do, I started thinking about the business and things lacking. I mentioned at one point how, before Rollins, Edge was the last true heel. However there has been no replacement for the Hardy Boyz, who were the last true Blow Job.

And there is no replacement in sight. I would presume the closest thing to a team like that in any mainstream promotion is the Young Bucks, but I don't know if they even count.

There's several issues with WWE, and I'm sure lack of a Blow Job isn't very close to the top of those issues. But having a team that represents that demographic could only help them in terms of merchandise sales.

So, this thread is dedicated to the Blow Job teams of yore (The Fabulous Ones, the Rock N Roll Express, the (Midnight) Rockers, Flyin' Bryan and the Z man), etc. As well as some teams that could fill this role that are untapped.

And I can finally say that I made a post about Blow Jobs that is both safe for work and on topic for the Wrestling Forum. Victory is mine!

Billy and Chuck?

Ryder and Hawkins had some potential to become a blowjob, then again they both had potential to do lots of things and neither played out to well. Which is sad because Ryder is so lovable.

It wouldn't be too difficult to put two decent looking guys together and make them a tag team. The thing is developing them the right way.

Another issue is the lack of TRUE tag teams. The Usos are really the only real true tag team left that would fit that bill. But one is married.

Tyler Breeze and... I don't know but there's half a blowjob team

What you dont realize is the entire WWE roster are blow jobs

No, that just how Miz keeps his job.

I think the Hardy Boyz killed this tag team idea forever. They broke the mold and never looked back.

There was a pretty good indy blowjob team called 69 Degrees. They were all former skinny ass refs who sucked. Everybody paid to see them get raped.

kind of a creepy post, bro

Paul London & Brian Kendrick should have been presented in this way.

Almost every female I know that watches wrestling is in love with Ambrose,Rollins,Ziggler and Reigns. Hell turn Ziggler heel and team him up with Rollins and you got your "blowjob".

This thread is a little gay for me. Have fun, boys.

[insert Pat Patterson joke here]

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