*********OFFICIAL RASSLEMANIA COMPLAINTS THREAD***************
 

I know you guys won't let me down but I don't wanna go thru the Other thread trying to find the SRS BZNZZ complaints. This thread is ONLY for complaining. No compliments or anything like that. I'll start:

it wasn't dark enough
Sting shoulda stung HHH

Now you go

there wasn't enough logic

Bray lost

Not enough Heyman

The rapping and 20 minutes of the Rock standing around sucking away on his ego straw cost Big Show the shot at a Wrestlemania main show battle royal victory.

The handshake

aloe blacc and kid ink

Narc, Jabba, Poit, Nowhere Man, Tb1 and Polybius(maybe?) getting toasted in the sun, damn the sun!

Goldberg(or Buff Bagwell) being left out of the WCW/WWE exchange

Fans crapping on Reigns even though they both put on a great match, especially following all the other memorable moments in the night and DB getting the strap early on. It's just shows how spoiled our current "Universe" is.

I did NOT like how they only gave the divas a short amount of time but they can have all these awful "music" acts. Does anyone actually like that garbage? I feel bad for jazzy foot. He probably never go to masturbate. Poor guy.

#GiveDivasAChance

Sting lost

This fucking HHH needing to stroke his ego. I think they should've teased conflict with X-Pac. Not knowing which faction to side with

Only thing I could complain about would be Stings loss but it was a good match, I just hope Sting isn't done in WWE.

<font color=goldenrod>Loved the show for the most part. As somebody who's been waiting to see Sting in a WWE ring since WCW closed, I can't say I'm thrilled with him losing. But I can't really knock it without knowing if there are any other Sting plans going forward.

If that does wind up being Sting's one and only WWE match then yeah that's a bit of a wet fart. But if he gets a win at SummerSlam or something all is well.</font>

If you guys think sting should have won his last match you dont "get it"

Cena didn't go America enough. I wanted him in the Rocky American flag shorts, coming out to Living in America, crossing the Delaware dressed as George Washington then building a fucking log cabin halfway down the ramp so he can burst though the wall like the Kool-Aid man. T-shirt cannons firing. Bud Heavys. Malboro Reds falling from the sky. Fuck Yeah.

plz enlighten

<font color=goldenrod>Nobody is saying Sting needs to win his final match. I think most everybody would have been fine with him losing here if the plan is to give him a win down the line (SummerSlam probably) and then lose at WM32 to Taker or something. That could still happen.

But after years and years of waiting if he winds up going 0-1 or 0-2 and then retiring or something that's a bit shit. Wins and losses aren't the be-all end-all but it would kinda give the impression kayfabe-wise that Sting is past it and never should have bothered coming in.

I feel pretty good about him working at SummerSlam anyway. He was in the best shape he's been in in years.</font>

What is "it" that I don't "get".

Sting's "Scorpion Death Lock" looked pretty shit.

They should have first made Nash and Hall come out. Triple H would think that they were there to help their Kliq brother they do the sign then pummel Triple H and DX. All taken out. Then HBK comes out is about to kick Sting and then Voodo Child plays and Hogan comes and takes out HBk leaving Sting and Triple H to duke it out.

I wasn't bothered by Triple H going over once the setup next years program with The Rock. I felt like a fool when Triple H won, I should have known WWE would never lose the war. My only complaint would be that the show was too bright (until Sting/Triple H) being dun in direct sunlight. By the time the main event rolled around it looked fucking awesome.

I really think there is a WWE rule about sitting on the lower back and cranking on the neck or legs of a worker. Notice Rusve does a Steiner Recliner not a Camel Clutch, Jericho had to change the Walls, Sting couldn't sit down on the Scorpion...

I have no legs to disagree with you regarding policies and what not so I will say...During rehearsal they should have seen that it looked shit and just went with something else. Cuz it looked really really weak.

I agee. I hate it. It's bullshit. But I am pretty sure they have a policy since nobody has legit stretched someone's back in years. I think Jericho did a proper walls to Evan Bourne one time.

Or I guess, Lion Tamer.

This is some good complaining guys. I'd give you all rep but I'm lazy.

Jericho didn't have to, he chose to. He was used to working with smaller guys in WCW, and struggled to put guys like Kane and Taker especially, into the Liontamer.

The LWO should have come out to fight off the nWo.

Yeah I've have heard that before. But it just goes along with nobody cranking the back in a camel or boston crab type of move anymore.

My only complaint was Sting losing. While not a huge deal, I feel like it's a bit of a waste to have him come all this way to lose. But the match was far and away better than I could've ever expected.

Yeah. And like I posted in the Wrestlemania thread, I'm sure when Sting signed and they mapped out the plan through to Mania to him, he would have known he'd be putting Triple H over before putting pen to paper. And he still chose to sign. He's a businessman.

Possibly a weird one but... I expected more of an entrance for Cena.

The sun being out took so much away from the entrances IMO I hated it

Not enough suplexes

Whoever that god awful music act was.

the pyro guys


Mizdow not winning Andre memorial thingy


Sting refusing to get hairplugs

It's because Triple H is main eventing next year with The Rock and maybe Rhonda and Steph. Pretty understandable to me. I enjoyed the shock factor of Triple H winning.

There is just no believable way for Mizdow to have won the Battle Royal over Big Show. Plus, in all honesty he looked like he was out of his league.

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah Mizdow couldn't have eliminated Big Show. If Mizdow was gonna win they'd have needed he and Miz to team up. Probably would have needed Ryback, even. Then Miz and Mizdow dump out Ryback.

THEN you can have Miz demand Mizdow to throw himself out and do the prolonged staredown before Mizdow finally slugs him.</font>

the whole show sucked. crowd sucked.


they didn't use the battle royale to push anyone last year for winning, so I guess with all the guys who could have won this year they said fuck it and knew they wouldn't push them anyway


hey DB , you're over as fuck here is this demoted title from the one you won last year now go curtain jerk. however, for your team spirit we will let rowdy kiss you, flair woo you and bret bore you


I can't find a way to complain about randy Orton's rko'ing


how hard was VKM jerking off during the hhh sting match, planting all that shit in jbl's ear about how much wcw sucked and it was a d league, 14 wrestlemanias ago that would have been a mark out moment. logic should had no place in that shit show. vince russo was back writing for one night only. all that match showed was that the proper sting match to have at mania should have been with hbk from the jump


divas, should be on pre shows, tag team title matches should be on main cards


Dear Bray Wyatt, you are over as fuck, go lay down for a guy who work LITERALLY one day a year. all while people bitch about the champion working selective dates


The Rock has now been at the last 5 manias, stop treating it like its a special attraction when it was all for the sake of getting Stephanie on espn with rhonda.




I refuse to complain about the main event. you all should be ashamed for thinking it wouldn't deliver. roman pulled off silencing critics all while taking an ass whipping and getting pinned by a 200 lb man who shows his dick on the internet.


brock is still the best thing going, he makes a match feel legit. he is the only hope at saving this bullshit

err "logic SURE had no place" it should read

Thing that confused me is why would Mizdow NOT want to help Miz eliminate the big show?....like come on, it's a good strategy any way you slice it.

The Commentary for Sting vs. Triple H pissed me off. I get it Vince, WWE won. This is why the match was held at Wrestlemania and not Superbrawl. Now quit beating us over the head with it.

I really hated Cena just powering out of the Accolade. That was just a personal gripe, though.

I expected more of an entrance for The Undertaker.

It didn't SUCK, it was GOOD, but you know...the guy vanished for almost a whole calendar year, nowhere to be seen. Last time we saw him it was at WM30 when his streak ended. Many thought he was done. And he was called out by Wyatt.

I expected druids, perhaps a casket...more of a mystery...something GRAND...not him just walking out by himself.

They should have had a casket match.