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slik 05-10-2015 09:22 PM
Excerpt from JTG of Cryme Time's new book, "Damn! Why did I write this book?"
 
Excerpt from JTG's new novel ""Damn! Why Did I Write This Book?" via the craphole

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So JTG wrote a small book of stories about how him and Shad Gaspard kept getting heat while they were in WWE. It's a short Kindle book, costs like 2 dollars and it honestly worth the money. Anyway, I had to share this story because it made me laugh so much....

I wish I can say Shad learned from that last experience. I really wish I could, but that's not the case. Another scenario where Shad's filter malfunctioned was in Cleveland, Ohio.

We arrived at the arena for RAW and that particular morning, Shad was making a statement. He was dressed to impress! Shad was wearing a tailor made suit and I have to admit, he cleaned up pretty nicely. Anyway, Shad was getting a lot of compliments throughout the morning.

Knowing Shad, I knew he couldn't wait until Vince, or the Head of Talent Relations, or anybody from the office for that matter, to see him. When you dress as sharp as Shad did that day, you make a few rounds around the arena before changing so everyone can see how dashing you look. I've been guilty of that myself a time or two. If I'm wearing a nice outfit, I'd make sure everyone sees it, god dammit!

The moment he'd been waiting for arrived. We bumped into "The Game" himself. "Wow, Shad, you look sharp," said the Cerebral Assassin. What happened next? My boy, my homie, Shad Gaspard completely froze!

Shad now had three options:

a) say "Thank you"

b) return the compliment

c) kiss a li'l ass and make small talk

But no, my partner choose-

Z) tell your higher up "I'm wearing this suit just to impress you. I guess this is what it feels like to sell out."

I stood there screaming on the inside, Why, why, WHY! What would possess you to say that, Shad?!! The look on the Game's face read, "What the fuck?!" Then what always happens next, happened: the awkward look at ME.

As we walked down the hall, I wanted to say: “I don’t know if crack came with that nice suit, but you didn’t have to smoke it. And if you didn’t, what other reason would make you say that?!”

Disturbed316 05-10-2015 09:46 PM
And they cry about being badly booked and being let go when they can't even respect the guy in charge....dumb asses.

Destor 05-10-2015 11:46 PM
Thats fabulous

Anybody Thrilla 05-11-2015 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Disturbed316 (Post 4629269)
And they cry about being badly booked and being let go when they can't even respect the guy in charge....dumb asses.
Sounds like Shad's mistake, not JTG's. What pluralizes this situation for you?

Disturbed316 05-11-2015 05:31 AM
For me, seeing as they were a tag team, it reflects poorly on both of them. Although it was Shad being the dick, by association, they are both being dicks.

Twisted and stupid logic I know but you don't do that to your boss.

Shadrick 05-11-2015 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Disturbed316 (Post 4629372)
For me, seeing as they were a tag team, it reflects poorly on both of them. Although it was Shad being the dick, by association, they are both being dicks.

Twisted and stupid logic I know but you don't do that to your boss.
If its stupid logic, why did you use it just now?

Disturbed316 05-11-2015 07:41 AM
Because it fits how I feel about this situation :-\

Ruien 05-11-2015 08:28 AM
When do they cry about how they were being used?

DAMN iNATOR 05-11-2015 01:04 PM
<iframe frameborder="0" width="480" height="270" src="//www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/xu4c1x" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xu4c1x_extreme-rules-shad-gaspard-vs-jtg_sport" target="_blank">Extreme Rules Shad Gaspard vs JTG</a> <i>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/wweEduarwwf" target="_blank">wweEduarwwf</a></i>

Thought Shad really had a bright future after that match, but it was not to be.

Chimera 05-11-2015 01:34 PM
WoW Shade is a dumbass he screwed himself but TBH Triple H needs to lighten up u know guys joke between each other

Chimera 05-11-2015 01:36 PM
Funny thing is if some1 tried this with Miniak, Swede or Matt Rage who are the senior guys of CHW, they'll just rib em back instead of firing them. That's why I like The Backyard Universe. Less drama and ppl who take it easy and can solve things like a man.

Volare 05-11-2015 02:33 PM
......What?

Anybody Thrilla 05-11-2015 04:40 PM
Chimera, please go away.

Rammsteinmad 05-11-2015 04:50 PM
Backyard wrestlers aren't "pros" though. There's no big contracts involved. So fuck off Chimera.

Chimera 05-11-2015 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Rammsteinmad (Post 4629557)
Backyard wrestlers aren't "pros" though. There's no big contracts involved. So fuck off Chimera.
That's what YOU think.

SPOILER: show
Your wrong backyard is more than meets the eye

Damian Rey 05-11-2015 07:22 PM
So do they get paid actual money and fill out their tax forms and credit apps as "pro wrestlers"?

Volare 05-11-2015 07:24 PM
I wonder what would happen if WWE claimed the intellectual property of the name Chimera....

Simple Fan 05-12-2015 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Chimera (Post 4629468)
Funny thing is if some1 tried this with Miniak, Swede or Matt Rage who are the senior guys of CHW, they'll just rib em back instead of firing them. That's why I like The Backyard Universe. Less drama and ppl who take it easy and can solve things like a man.
Funny thing is thinking one of them backyardigans own a suit.

Dukelorange 05-12-2015 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by im just a fan (Post 4630088)
Funny thing is thinking one of them backyardigans own a suit.
:eek: :lol:


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