WWE Payback Thread: The MEGAPOWERS reunite
 

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WWE Payback! Featuring the MEGAPOWERS reuniting to take on LoD 2K15...

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And some other stuff that may or may not matter in a couple of weeks.

Brought to you by Finn Balor's a capella entrance master class DVD set:
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And fruity, juicy, FRUITY, delicious, FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY SKITTLES.

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Actual card if you're like me and had to look it up:

• Curtis Axel & Damien "Macho Mandow" Sandow vs. The Ascension
  
• King Barrett vs. Neville
  
• Naomi & Tamina Snuka vs. Nikki & Brie Bella
  
• Dolph Ziggler vs. Sheamus
  
• Bray Wyatt vs. Ryback
  
• WWE Tag Team Championship 2-Out-Of-3 Falls Match: The New Day (c) vs. Tyson Kidd & Cesaro
  
• United States Championship I Quit Match: John Cena (c) vs. Rusev
  
• WWE World Heavyweight Championship Fatal 4-Way Match: Seth Rollins (c) vs. Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns vs. Dean Ambrose

I hope my favorite wrestlers win and my least favorite wrestlers lose.

Booker T legitimately plugging a "GI Bro" comic already. Strong start.

Okay. Actually watching this (yay free month). Hopefully it's good. I will be joining you fine folks this evening as repayment for those of you who are voting for Wrestling Forum stalwarts The Loopy Balls in Tag Team Turmoil.

When does this start?

Preshow on now, PPV starts in 50 minutes.

Pre-show's on now, which should have the MEGA POWERS later. Right now, just running down the card, and Vince Neil--er--Dolph Ziggler cut a backstage promo.

Actual main show starts in 50 minutes.

Why am I watching this again?
Oh yeah Dean Ambrose.

Byron Saxton's analogies are the fucking worst.

He just tried to make a Thanksgiving turkey dinner analogy out of Naomi's heel turn. What the fuck is wrong with that dude?

Is R-Truth the only guy to have used the same theme in both TNA and WWE?

Also, he's really terrible.

Please be Kevin Owens please be Kevin Owens please be Kevin Owens

Random "bonus" match of Ron "GOD DAMN SPIDERS" "R-Truth" Killings versus somebody.

Weird timing for "Available in SAP" to pop up during R-Truth's rap. It's not even really in English.

Shut your god damn mouth, spider.

Oh. Well, I like Stardust, too. The both times I've seen him before.

If R truth didn't brush his teeth and only had one tooth left he'd be called R Tooth. Lolololol

"Ha ha ha ha, I agree" he says, having no idea what pop culture reference was just made, lest he appear out of touch.

God damnit Lawler, you're supposed to be calling the match not posting on TPWW.

Glad it's only an I quit match and not an I shit match. AMIRITE?

They should have had R-Truth against Goldberg. Apparently he can beat people by being speared by them. That's what the finish of that match was, right?

Return of the Stone Cold Podcast on June 1st with Paul Heyman?

Oh sweet jesus.

I would totally watch the Stone Cold Podcast with Paul Heyman except for two things:

1) It's the day after I cancel my subscription
2) Half of the interview will be Steve Austin

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I'm not afraid of Austin hitting me. I'm

a) not married to him
b) not near anyplace he might be driving after drinking heavily

The new haircut of fear

Sheamus will eventually team with Barron Corbin as the lone wolves

Sheamus looks like his beard is melting

It's rip and shred time

Haven't watched in three months. Are we taking the Ascension seriously now? I mean, they've still got the dumb Road Warrior knockoff look, but the announcers aren't actively burying them.

Still think Ascension theme/tron is pretty bad ass, wish they hadn't cut cheesy promos since coming up

No.

I really like Axelmania and Macho Mizdow, but if the acension loses this, they're done.

omg yes

Lol this is ridiculous

Okay. Axel coming out to Real American in full boas and fake mustache and hair just made this a billion times better.

The Meta Powers

The hell?