If you were a wrestler in a world where kayfabe was the real thang, what type of individual would you be?
 

I personally believe I'd be a chicken shit heel, the likes of the honkey tonk man or early-mid 90s WWF Jerry Lawler. Namely because taking the easy way out is awesome and running away seems a good way to avoid a beating, plus I could milk a title reign out of it.

Bo Dallas.

Dude who thinks he is an inspirational role model and better than everyone else when in fact he is just an "annoying douchebag"

I'd be The Patriot or Made in the USA Lex Luger with my own bus. If be a super mega face just like I am here.

Big Dick Johnson

Robocop

realistically I'd probably be more like a pre gillberg Dwayne Gill, sporting a rockin skullet.

I'd be Finlay. No problem cracking heads.

Conspiracy Victim Y2J. Oddly entertaining and extremely passionate about pretty much all of the wrong things.

heel viper randy orton

The Rock, Hollywood style

lol I like the guys who are choosing badass heel characters.

Give me a break.

Just picturing Shadrick running around, ending careers with no remorse because he is the apex predator.

Realistically I'd probably in the same boat as Zack Ryder... Friend to the stars with a relatively decent (if niche) fanbase who constantly bites off way more than he can chew and gets destroyed on a regular basis.

Crash Holly. Getting in way over my head thinking I can handle myself (like Scrappy-Doo) but ultimately getting my shit pushed in.

Million Dollar Man type guy. Pretend to want to buy a lot of expensive stuff while getting the actual money to do so like DiBiase did back in the day.

So..... your self?

I've been thinking about this for a while. It'd be cool if a heel cane along and completely kayfabe'd the entire time. He wouldn't post funny instgram photo's, he wouldn't do meet and great with fans. He'd interaxt with people on social media in character. It'd be pretty interesting.

...I was kidding obviously....


I'd be a heel version of the hurricane, always saving the heels when the face grabs a weapon... Never saving the face in the opposite scenario.

Jon Kano would obviously be the British Bulldog

Not me. I'm a total face.

One Man Gang

I'd have a gimmick where I was a fan of all the heels on the roster but am a face myself. Would come out putting over my opponent on the mic and then proceed to take an ass whippin putting them over in the ring. I'll never win til I embrace the true heel in me and start packing my own crown sign to use as foreign objects.

Ted DiBiase. Living the life of a rich man and laughing at the other wrestlers trying to fit eight people in a 5-person rental car.

Bahahahahahahah!

I think I was the only one in this boat. Let's be honest, I am usually quiet and keep to myself <strike>unless I'm hyping up toast</strike> with the rare throwaway comment on 10k1 that becomes an actual thread.

I would be a heel simply because I want to be left alone. I would go out to be seen. It would be an obligation, not because I like people. The head cracking would be to ensure my ability to keep to myself.

what do i look like in your fantasy?

Bo Dallas, without the disingenuous part.

Face for life.

The Junk Yard Dog!

Tomoaki Honma, hardened guy who spams headbutts and loses.

i was hoping i'd have big tits

Papa shango

Big Daddy V

Well seeing that I'm 6"6 with a massive beard, I guess I'd be Luke Harper

#BEARDNEWSGERTNER

G..R..A..B GRAB DEM CAKES!!!!

GDN, do you finish on my backside in your fantasy?

yes. yes i do.

Bray Wyatt. Eater of worlds and crusher of false prophets and whatnot.

hawt.

I would totally be Braden Walker.

Id be a manager like Paul Heyman or Bobby "The Bran" Heenan