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PureHatred 05-22-2004 01:59 PM

PURE HATRED'S 1000TH POST EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!1111P*OP!!
 
Yeah, I know this belongs in casual, but I don't really post there so I'm putting this here, bitches. in order to make it more wrestling related I give you the story of STARMAN!!!


Starman is a mysterious Mexican wrestler who hides his face behind his astro mask. No one knows his real age, but rumors indicate that he could really be the Amazing Taco Bomber who disappeared from the Mexican Pro Wrestling scene back in 1928. That would make Starman 96 years old. This theory has been used to explain his ability to use the incredible Somersault Kick, since it does take over 60 years to learn. This, along with the flying forearm shiver he stole from Tito Santana and renamed Flying Cross Chop to show off his Catholic heritage, make Starman one of the more effeminate wrestlers. TPWW legend Goldbird once said of him on television, "He has a pink suit and a big gay star on his face." Many opponents of Star Man have quoted Goldbird in an effort to infuriate the unmanly Mexican, but the final insult came when the Amazon carved "Old Fag" on Starman's chest with one of Fighter Haybusa's Ginsu knives. Star Man announced the next week that he was retiring for "unrelated reasons." Later that year, a 96 year old man joined the Mexican figure skating team.

But Starman' zest for hot sweaty male contact could not be extinguished. He travels North, evading border patrol, selling chicklets to finance his oyage, and fianlly ends up in the WWE, where...

(continue the story and/or shower me with praise. Let the 1000th post extravaganze begin!!!)

Nark Order 05-22-2004 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PureHatred
Yeah, I know this belongs in casual, but I don't really post there so I'm putting this here, bitches. in order to make it more wrestling related I give you the story of STARMAN!!!


Starman is a mysterious Mexican wrestler who hides his face behind his astro mask. No one knows his real age, but rumors indicate that he could really be the Amazing Taco Bomber who disappeared from the Mexican Pro Wrestling scene back in 1928. That would make Starman 96 years old. This theory has been used to explain his ability to use the incredible Somersault Kick, since it does take over 60 years to learn. This, along with the flying forearm shiver he stole from Tito Santana and renamed Flying Cross Chop to show off his Catholic heritage, make Starman one of the more effeminate wrestlers. TPWW legend Goldbird once said of him on television, "He has a pink suit and a big gay star on his face." Many opponents of Star Man have quoted Goldbird in an effort to infuriate the unmanly Mexican, but the final insult came when the Amazon carved "Old Fag" on Starman's chest with one of Fighter Haybusa's Ginsu knives. Star Man announced the next week that he was retiring for "unrelated reasons." Later that year, a 96 year old man joined the Mexican figure skating team.

But Starman' zest for hot sweaty male contact could not be extinguished. He travels North, evading border patrol, selling chicklets to finance his oyage, and fianlly ends up in the WWE, where...

(continue the story and/or shower me with praise. Let the 1000th post extravaganze begin!!!)

*Marks the **** out for Starman*

OssMan 05-22-2004 02:16 PM

You know what's funny, I know these two big nerds who think they are the funniest in the world. They are also really stupid, which isn't good cause they're nerds, and they aren't good at anything, and nerds should at least be smart. So they are taking flash cartoon classes and getting their parents to buy them a web domain. They are going to make a flash cartoon site called Starman, named after their favorite website Home Star Runner, but they claim it was not named after him. I tried telling them that no one is going to go to their site, and it wont be funny, but they don't believe me, I don't blame them though. They can have fun wearing their Home Star Runner t shirts and back packs. Whatever. Happy 1000 post btw.

Wondermouse 05-22-2004 02:28 PM

Someone should make flash movies about Star Man.

Or hell, FPW wrestler comics. That'd rule.

Danny Electric 05-22-2004 02:42 PM

Homestar Runner kicks ass, do not say it's name in vain.

OssMan 05-22-2004 02:48 PM

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:rofl:

Loose Cannon 05-23-2004 12:18 PM

Congrats PureHatred and STARMAN

Thillers 4 Life.

What Would Kevin Do? 05-23-2004 02:15 PM

Congrats on the 1000th post. Furthermore, congrats on digging up the dark and tainted past of Starman. It's time that he confesses to his crime of being an Old Fag.

Nowhere Man 05-23-2004 06:39 PM

I'm almost positive that the Starman jokes were lifted off of Seanbaby. Still, it's pretty funny.
EDIT: Yup, here it is:

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/prowrest.htm

Anyways, ummm, congratulations on a thousand posts or something. You should come to my 3000th post party; we're gonna have cake and ice cream and a clown and everything!

The Ravishing One 05-23-2004 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
Congrats PureHatred and STARMAN

:y:

Jonster 05-23-2004 07:53 PM

Well done :y:


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