What was the name of the valet from lithuania who said if she got deported she'd be beaten with shovels?
 

can't remember her name for the life of me.

Oh right Aksana:

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Aksana was much better as the ditzy foreign blonde

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I forget...I watched that episode of NXT on a stream all those years ago, but somebody refresh my memory....what the hell's Goldy doing with the Million Dollar Championship?

That's where the fudge is made.

"On April 5, DiBiase's son, Ted DiBiase, Jr., after disbanding the tag team Legacy, came out holding the championship belt, claiming his father had given it to him. WWE's official website confirmed the reactivation of the unsanctioned title under DiBiase, Jr.'s profile. On the October 4 episode of Raw, Goldust attacked DiBiase, Jr. and gained possession of the championship.[8] On the November 8 episode of Raw, Goldust's own wife Aksana stole the Million Dollar Championship from him.[9] On the November 15 edition of Raw, Goldust stole the title back and returned it to DiBiase, Sr., who then offered to return it to his son, who rejected the offer."

Aksana reeked of whore, in the best way possible. She'd make a great heel valet. Not as great as Maxine, mind you.

She and Johnny Curtis could have been a big act.

Yeah, one of the biggest missed balls in recent history.

*dropped boat

She floats my boat.

She should mix in a salad.