Hornswoggle suspended 30 days
 

Discuss.

Meh.

Why is he employed?

<font color=goldenrod>I think he might only do live events nowadays. Last time I remember him being on TV was as 3MB's "mascot" and they've been gone since mid-2014.</font>

leprechaun dust must cause flunked piss tests....

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Finally pissed hot for the luck charms

Relatively short suspension if you ask me.

He's still employed?

He was also the mascot for Slater Gator.

When's the last time he did anything significant anyway? Becoming the final Cruiserweight Champion back in like 2007 or 2008?

Sure he's entertaining, but disappointing as major reveals as the "forgotten" son of Mr. McMahon and as anonymous RAW GM.

Was he part of the "Little People's Court" segment a few years back? Honestly can't remember.

WeeLC was hot shit.

It was. I had forgotten all about that. Good call.

This made me think of him as part of Cosmic Wasteland.

They keep him employed for the kids but there isn't really much to do with him. Guy's got a pretty sweet gig.

What drug did he take? and Why would he?

He's a gashead!

Hornswoggle was unable to be reached for comment; however, the TPWW NEWZ Team was able to track down this EXCLUSIVE image from Hornswoggle's workout this morning.

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They should cut his suspension in half.

He's got not much better to do.

Most people on podcasts bring him up as the party guy of the locker room.

Is that like 15 days in real people time?

Wouldn't you as a Canadian know, or am I incorrect in assuming little people are the metric units of humanity?

I'm betting on Pot. Which means I have to try and hang out with him.

Pot is only a fine.

Fuck.

#HABM.

Thought he died and went to midget heaven or something.

In Canada his suspension would be a robust 23 days, thank you very much

HGH and cocaine

Being in WWE as long as he has is probably like Heaven on earth for him...can still remember when he was Finlay's sidekick and at first they just called him a "leprechaun" or Finlay's "little bastard" before they started calling him Hornswoggle.

I think the story is that he didn't procure a script in time or something. Not a major fuck-up.

I want to see Hornswoggle come back and do shoot promos about how he'd being held down by the machine and they won't let him compete.

Seems like only yesterday...
 

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He had a wee bit of pee.