Nintendo Direct 12/11/15
 

Yeah, starting in an hour so shit be going down!! But probably nowt exciting. Some Mario & luigi Paper Jam, Ultra Tennis and POSSIBLE ANNOUNCEMENTS.... Like Minecraft for that one kid who only has a Wii U and Twilight Princess HD.

I almost can't be bothered, but I should take a break from Fallout 4 at some point... So Nintendo can have my attention for a hot minute.

They pre-emptively tried to temper disappointments by emphatically stating any NX news or mobile updates would not be discussed...

Watch here or some shit
https://youtu.be/JyanDsW9gMs

Reggie time baby

Twilight Princess HD ehhh

WOLF LINK AMIIBO KL;DHGSDJLGH

Well this is 45 minutes long apparently, so hoping on some new games and not LET'S LOOK AT AMIIBO IN DEOTH BECAUSE FUCK GAMES FOR 2016, WE MAKE FIGURES NOW

New mystery dungeon news. Just reminds me Nintendo really have fuck all for the end of the year.

Splatoon map looks cool... but if my limited WoW arena experience tells me anything it's that moving platforms suck

Wow, Splatoon update going live in 3 hours, pretty awesome

SPLATOURNAMENT

Thank fuck, Mario Maker needed this

Cool idea for portal page for SMM courses... why is it on PC/mobile and not in-game lol

That new course search thing for Super Mario Maker sounds great.

Amiibo Festival looks really boring

Ultra Tennis, on the other hand, looks like it'll be a ton of fun... Mario Tennis 64 was boss

Tennis is good as long as its not full price, wounds like it barely has any modes.

The amiibo functionality in Ultra Tennis looks cool too

Hey, here's Nintendo's one big game for the year.

Yeah I wouldn't pay $60 for it but if it's $40ish I may grab

"a new, free-to-start game"

I don't like anything about that label

THEN AGAIN, POKEMON PICROSS

fucking love Picross

this is the best

It is. That Pokémon Match 3 game was bollocks though as you almost needed to pay at some point. Hopefully they get the balance right this time.

Steamworld Heist looks ace, don't know what format I'll get though.

Hey Nintendo, remember when you had a game that looks like this racing? How about one of them again, huh?

Pokemon Shuffle isn't too bad, I have caught nearly everything in it minus a couple competition stuff and haven't spent a time. But it definitely is on the heavy-handed side, I hope Picross isn't as bad

That F-Zero-ish game looks kinda cool

Same developer made a F-Zero like game for the Wii as well a few years ago.

hell yeah Lucas amiibo

Okay I love Pokemon but need a little more variety in this Direct

Apparently, Pokken is shit. I hope Japanese people are wrong.

Think the delay did Starfox good. It's looking much better.

April 22, not bad

OH

Europe feed apparently announced Pokemon RBY are going to be on VC... with wireless trading :eek:

M&L Paper Jam looks rad

Trans attack makes it sound like Cloud rips his cock off to become Lightning or something.

haha

Keep forgetting about Fire Emblem. Can't wait.

Fuck me. Buy a game to buy a game and buy a third game... While you're there, pre order some more DLC. Puts me off a little.

oh god gold-colored MegaMan amiibo

whyyyyyyyy

"Maybe we should call this move a spin kick as that is exactly what it is".

DRAGON QUEST AND BRAVELY THO