If you could ask Vince McMahon one question where he has to tell the truth
 

What would it be and why?

I'll start. I'd ask if he paid off the cops to cover up Jimmy Snuka killing Nancy Argentino. Snuka is too braindead to answer that question. Would be interesting.

I'd ask him if Randy Savage was savaging Stephanie in a randy manner.

Also, this thread would have been bentered if it had been LIST ONLY

I'd ask 3

Was the screw job staged.

Lol I've always thought something was up

This is what came to my mind right away. Nothing else really compares to it.

I guess the next question would be what Divas he banged.

That post would have been better if you could spell "better".



Oh my God son! Ooooooooooowned!

I single handedly saved this boring thread. Even if my phone's autocorrect sucks worse than Kraft dinner.

How about which male talent he's banged?

Did Vince tell Dr.D David Schultz to slap John Stossel

How involved was Vince with ECW?

For all your love of hosses and big jacked up guys, why did you have a fondness that bordered on creepy for Shawn Michaels?

Does he really have 'grapefruits"?

How good is Linda's pussy? For obvious reasons

If he felt any guilt at pushing into the territories and dismantling the way the business was, putting others out of business at the time.

Why won't you retire/die and let HHH save this company?

Probably this, or a more general "What is the scummiest/most criminal thing you have ever done?"

How do you put up with the Internet Wrestling Community?

They need to do a 5 hour interview with him on WWE Network with him telling his life story. Have to sift through some bullshit, but I'd watch every second and want more.

Pat Patterson's book has the potential to be very interesting, especially with how close and long he's been with Vince.

Good thing it's not three questions, or I'd get nervous in Vince's presence and fuck up ala Homer Simpson.

"Are you really the owner of WWE?"
"Yes."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"You?"
"Yes. Thank you come again."

Feel like he mostly ignores it and falls asleep on his piles of money (for the one hour he sleeps a month)

His real thoughts on HBK's "back injuries" Nash said Shawn was bullshitting I'd love to know if Vince actually bought it and if he did why did he let Shawn get away with it.

Yeah...mine'd be this.

'Hey Vince! Did Triple H touch Owen Hart's rappelling harness on May 23, 1999 before Owen put it on for that stunt?'

> = (

I'd probably ask what was his most grimy act that he has ever done in the business, you know he's done plenty illegal things, and screwed over so many people and ruined their lives. Not judging, ya gotta be that way when you're the boss for this long. I'm just really interested in hearing him tell stories of screwing people over and shit.

Do you really think this is what people want right now?

I'd ask him something super important like what he had for lunch.