what if. just what if
 

The camera pans to the entrance ramp. Triple H is about to nail the pedigree on Roman. The empire has fallen but then Real American plays and the crowd start cheering as Hogan comes to the ring and nails HHH and Roman with leg drops. And walks out with the title


In HOgan we trust

Hogan and Reigns should team up as two guys who claim to be faces that people hate. Bo Dallas as the third member. Heath Slater, Curtis Axel & Adam Rose step up as true heroes.

On RAW next week, Jake Robots shows up and gives Dean Ambrose Damien as a weapon to use against Brock. Ambrose beats Brock, but as Roman Reigns is about to beat Triple H, he gets all whoozy and falls down and starts shaking. Dean Ambrose comes out with the snake around his neck and is all "Roman! Roman! Are you alright, Roman?" and Ambrose says "I think he's been poisoned!" The referee stops the match and awards the belt to Triple H.

Ambrose wants to kill Triple H, because he thinks he poisoned his friend, but remember...Ambrose has the snake. Snakes are poisonous right? This all builds up to GTV footage of Ambrose poisoning Reigns' water bottle with extracted venom.

Doesn't work Noid

What if Ambrose reveals that his name is actually Dean Hanzgruber and he's been a German spy all along, and Hogan Leg Drops him and the snake?

HHH wins match. Hogan comes out. Romans wants hogan to challenge HHH. Hogan Wins title quickly. Rubs chin.

You forgot when he'd also wooo.

Jake Robots. Seems like a premium gimmick. I assume he is some sort of cyborg.

Really wanna see a Jake Robots vs Bret the shitman Fart match. Maybe in a first poop match

You can keep changing the actual wrestler so that Jake Robots remains young and always ready for the WWE Title.

Snakes are not poisonous. They're venomous.

Unless it's the Japanese grass snake.

I live in Straya mate, don't try and lecture me on snakes or Jake Robots. But I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

His sex tape on the titantron, too.

I like this.