BREAKING NEWS: Jamie Noble Suffered Collapsed Lung
 

Jamie Noble — Stabbed TWICE in West Virginia Trailer Park, Currently in Hospital

Holy shit. Hope he can make a recovery.

Heath Slater currently very thankful he got that Smackdown contract so he can go get a nice double wide away from this place.

I can only assume Nidia was the one taking the bath.

he must be so grateful for his WWE career, living in a trailer park.

He still lives in a trailer park?

Yeah, what Sixx said.

Anyway, I hope he's alright.

Oh, right.

Wonder if he has kids

Seems like he'd make enough money to not live in a trailer park....sucks he got stabbed though.....

He might live there by choice b/c he prefers it

are you saying he's a nascar and pabst blue ribbon enthusiast?

Yes

Seriously... I saw "Jamie Noble" and "trailer park" and figured this was a work and that we'd find out Heath Slater did it.

maybe its like his little vacay spot? Read that he has a house elsewhere in Florida

Why the fuck would you vacation in a trailer park?

breathtaking views i assume. dirt, laundry ropes, etc.

A lot of people own trailers in parks near lakes and around forests and whatnot and use them as their weekend getaways and stuff. Cheaper than owning an entire cottage.

In an area where you can get stabbed over road rage?

To be fair, you can get stabbed over road rage just about anywhere.

If it's a vacation destination, who is that fucking mad? Also, it says West Virginia. Come on.

you seem overly angry at this whole trailer park situation.

Maybe he was visiting friends/family?

While his girlfriend took a bath.

Did you guys read this at all?

Also, it says he returned home. You know, like the place where a person lives?

I'm definitely not angry. I was just perplexed, as I really don't think it was some fancy trailer park as everyone else seems to think for some odd reason.

I have a cousin who is filthy rich yet chooses to live in a trailer park. He likes to spend his money elsewhere. He perceives home as just the place where he sleeps and watches TV, no need for it to be fancy. Different strokes for different folks I guess/

Back on topic, best of luck in your recovery Jamie.

I can accept that, but there's no reason to think that it's some fancy trailer park.

I don't think anyone implied that this was a fancy trailer park vacation spot. I just posted that there are people who do own trailers in parks for the purpose of relaxing/vacations. But doesn't really matter anyways haha

In reality, it was a poorly written report.

But I hope Jamie does recover.

A Summer Home is still called home.

Oh fuck off.

You really don't think that they would mention that he was vacationing?

Not if it was breaking news or if it was a WV newspaper.

Is ProWrestlingSheet a West Virginia newspaper?

Why is he at a trailer park in the 1st place he's rich.

Wrestlers are notoriously cheap.

STD playing both sides here.

It's a trailer like a vacation trailer. He has a home in Florida. My parents have a vacation trailer in a vacation trailer park