Total Nonstop Deletion
 

Fuck it...this eventual episode needs its own thread.

I actually could see Total Nonstop Deletion being the way that they officially "kill" TNA and kill its continuity so that Corgan can then re-brand.

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JUST LOOK AT THAT LAST SENTENCE. HOLY SHIT.

Wonder if it will turn out that TNA's 14 and a half year existence was all a dream or a matrix, or it all took place in King Maxel's snow globe.

IT WAS MAXEL ALL ALONG!

Sounds great. I know they won't get the Young Bucks or New Day but this is actually what TNA needs to beef up their tag division a bit. Grado vs The Kangaroo might be the most entertaining match Grado has ever had.

donde esta Senor Benjamin?

I keep hearing about Matt Hardy's brilliant reinvention of himself but everything Ivery heard and seen of it is retarded.

they may be able to get the young bucks, after watching cody work tna and roh, I can see the 2 companys work something out.

It won't happen but it'd be funny if New Day appearing in the Tag Team Apocalypto match was somehow part of the agreement for WWE to purchase the tape library.

Me too, man. :p

Seriously though, this is horseshit. I'm glad you guys are having fun, but this is not the way to take wrestling.

I have tried to understand the "so bad it's good" reasoning, but it makes it all look faker than it needs to. I know I sound like a Cornette fanboy every time I say that (and I am), but it's fucking true. That trailer for the first thing they did was so fucking bad.

I didn't watch the first backyard match they did, but I caught bits of the second. It was badly filmed, too chaotic to follow, nonsense and the "so bad it's good" thing is pushed too hard. It's trying to be bad, and that gives it away. Not true camp.

But they clearly don't understand the concept of "too much of a good thing" either. Or is that "too much of a bad-good thing?" Or just "too much of a thing?" They're doing an ENTIRE episode of this? Remember when the nWo took over Nitro? Remember when everybody was in the nWo and it didn't matter anymore?

Jokes aren't funny if you keep repeating them. A few people have gotten giddy over this stuff because it's "different." Different doesn't always mean good, mind you. But when it stops being different and becomes the norm, are you really going to be able to invest in all this?

The Hardys are taking TNA for a ride. I bet you they get paid on time. They get to do all the drugs they want, work the schedule they want, and do the goofy backyard shit that people in the WWE back in the day were smart enough to say "Dude, that's fucking stupid." They were signed to the largest company in the world when they were basically teenagers, and in their crossovers with reality, time and again Matt Hardy proves that he might not be the most mature individual on the planet. Jeff for that matter either.

I feel guilty enabling their destructive tendencies. If they're not doing damage to their health, they're certainly doing damage to the viability of the product around them. I can't believe no one in that entire company has said to them "No. That is fucking stupid. You know how to make money -- you be a fucking Hardy boy."

The good thing is that it won't affect Jeff Hardy's long-term drawing ability because nobody watches TNA and the casual fan probably thinks that he's been inactive ever since CM Punk exiled him in 2009.

I mean, aren't you guys getting tired of it by now? "The Day of the New." Oh, it's funny because he means "New Day" but talks weird.

I mean, its wrestling. Eat up your booty-o's! They stop you from being booty. Drink it in you stupid idiot. #BeatUpJohnCena. At least he says new things in different ways.

It's very soon going to be old things in old ways.

So falling in lone with the rest of professional wrestling. He'll be even more over!

TNA looks like such a dumpster fire from the outside it wasnt until the last sentence I actually questioned it :/

How the fucking fuck does this sound great?

I read in Edge's book about "killing the town". This sounds like killing the entire viewing audience.

I just want to thank you all for reacting to this in the appropriate manner.

2 hours of Broken Matt Hardy is what's great about it. Also trying to get teams from other promotions to come in sounds cool. I dont imagine WWE let's New Day participate but I'm interested to see who all they get.

I wish I could have such low standards. Sounds blissful.

I really liked both deletions. I kinda cringe when Broken Matt does live promos or things like the Talk is Jericho podcast though. I look forward to this impact.

That's exactly it. I don't watch Impact expecting it to be anything near WWE. I don't want it to be either. I have high standards when it comes to WWE and they hardly reach them. Broken Matt Hardy has been the best gimmick of 2016 to me though no matter what standards I hold them to.

So do you always have to wear the same helmet? Or do you have multiple?

You really need help if someone enjoying something pisses you off to the point you have call them retarded. I never said you had to like it. Its pro wrestling dude which has always been gimmicky and campy. If want super serious shit go watch UFC or something but don't call someone retarded simply because I enjoy something. I simply told you that I watched TNA and WWE with different standards and your responded with calling me retarded?

I'm not pissed off. Just befuddled. It's very easy to call someone retarded. Didn't have to go out of my way at all.

I'm just razzing you a bit. No need to get all defensive. Watch whatever you want.

Even if it makes you very retarded for enjoying it.

I'm a juggalo, for fuck sake. Calm down.

Personally I've enjoyed the Hardy stuff because it's intentionally bad as opposed to most of TNA which is just bad bad.

But whatevs. I'll actually go out of my way to watch this episode before TNA mercifully folds.

I know that, I just don't understand your reasoning. I havent called you any names or anything else. Was just trying to have a conversation. I usually don't call someone a name though unless I'm pissed off at them. Really though we are all a little retarded for watching pro wrestling as adults anyway.

I'm not. You for sure are, though.

Seriously though, you never call your friends fun little nicknames like Dick Smear or Tard Boy?

Have never spoken those words in my life.

You're just in denial.

Cum Trap? Dick Balls? Fart Lick? None of that?

Nope. You sound like a nice friend.

I'll get you into any party, bud.

Have never not been able to "get into" a party but most the parties around here are out in the open on farms. Just drive up find a spot to park and start partying.

Do you even own a button up shirt, my dude?