WWE RAW 1/16/17 feat. Return of the Beast, The King of the Flippy Guys, & The Gift of JeriKO
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We have a dream that three hours of RAW will not seem as long as it sounds <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/821000274802307073">January 16, 2017</a></blockquote>
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....please be on Raw tonight, please be on Raw tonight.....

I think we'll all be let down, but i hope not.

Frank Drebin and Brock Lesnar are in the house 2nite

Give me Angle or give me death.

-George Washington

Imagine if they made the Brock vs Goldberg a 3 way with Angle ( not happening but imagine )

He could guest ref it.

FFS. Now I have to stay up to 4am to see if Angle appears.

Way too tired for 3 hours of Raw after staying up super late last night to cram in both days of the UK Tournament, but hopefully the Angle announcement and hype video will be worth staying awake.

Going with a Superfly graphic to open the show is marginally less awkward than dedicating a whole show to Chris Benoit.

I have a dream.......................that one day Raw will go back to 2 hours and I can get through the entire show.

Here comes the pain...this show I mean, not Brock Lesnar.

Guessing Titus and New Day both lose today because it's MLK Day.

LOL at Vince Making sure Obama's name not readable

I have a dream....That the music of our American Hero plays tonight!

WWE trying to be progressive by showing a video with black people in it.

After their co-founder donated to Donald Trump.

Got it.

Kurt angle should have came out right after that montage. He's an American hero.

Cole made it. Fuck

Roman made it. Fuck.

Instead we get anal pains.

Fair play to Cole though. I'm shattered after getting back from Blackpool and I didn't have to change country and time zone.

https://discord.gg/sPKrnrg :shifty:

Show is off to a rousing start!

I should buy stock in a shark tank company.

It's getting some major product placement these last few weeks.

Someone throw a drink at him

Nobody cares Roman. You lost. Go suck dick.

interrupt him please JeriKO

Which would get a bigger pop?

Kurt Angle making Roman Reigns tap or Lana and Rusev having a live sex celebration?

Not a fan of a crowd hijacking a show, but I'm cool with 3 hours of "WE WANT ANGLE!!"

I'm pretty sure someone has beaten Roman one on one.

Yes.

Paul Heyman just saved this.

Jesus Christ if Angle comes out during this opening, i'll freak the fuck out.

Did the Shark Cage just sneak up on Roman Reigns all the way up on the stage?

I am a fans hijacking Raw and I agree.

Did they do a Snuka RIP at the start before MLK?

Oh you can groan if you want to

that will be my only political jab though

You're right.

The correct answer is Kurt Angle making Roman Reigns tap outside the ring while Lana and Rusev have a live sex celebration in the ring.

My bad.

Yep.